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Old 03-19-2020, 09:04 AM  
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Pick you Baby Superpower
You are suddenly granted a Baby Superpower.

What is a Baby Superpower???
Well I can tell you what it isn't.
ELEMENTAL CONTROL, TELEPATHY, TELEKINESIS, TIME TRAVEL,SUPER SPEED, INVULNERABILITY, SUPER STRENGTH, TELEPORTATION, FLIGHT, FORCE FIELDS, COVID 19 IMMUNTITY.
ETC..
Those are much to Big.

Examples of Baby Superpowers:

Never having to Bath
Immune From Dropping things
Hair that doesn't grow
Exempt from Spilling
Able to spell any word

I have already decided my Baby Superpower.
Teeth are important. I want clean teeth without brushing.
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:15 PM   #31
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Eat anything, without gaining weight.


I’m taking that. Boom
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:20 PM   #32
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Good point. There may be a hidden downside to rapid growth. There's not any downside to breasts.
Oh there is when your face is being smashed into your grandmother's breast.
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:21 PM   #33
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:24 PM   #34
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Here's another good one. No matter how dark it is in a room, you can always find the light switch first time you reach your hand out.
So you walk into a room and the light switch is on the other side and the room is full of bear traps. Have fun walking through that.
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:27 PM   #35
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Eat anything, without gaining weight.
If you have this baby power when you are born you are going to be freakishly skinny as you age.
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:32 PM   #36
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:34 PM   #37
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:35 PM   #38
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Old 03-19-2020, 04:41 PM   #39
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Old 03-19-2020, 05:18 PM   #40
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The ability to understand what my wife is saying to me, as she is in another room walking away from me and the TV is on in the room I am in.
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Old 03-19-2020, 05:27 PM   #41
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The ability to understand what my wife is saying to me, as she is in another room walking away from me and the TV is on in the room I am in.
I just figure it's not too important. My SO will be leaving as im watching tv and tell me something, then she gets home and asks why I didn't throw something in the washer.
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Old 03-19-2020, 05:36 PM   #42
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Anyone not selecting time travel is an idiot.
Let's go back in time together to the original post where we will find that TIME TRAVEL ISN'T A BABY SUPERPOWER!
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Old 03-19-2020, 05:36 PM   #43
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Old 03-19-2020, 05:46 PM   #44
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The ability to understand what my wife is saying to me, as she is in another room walking away from me and the TV is on in the room I am in.
I'm imagining you getting this super power, but then it's always her swearing at you and calling you things like "That stupid mother ****er, I should have married my ex!"
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Derp.

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