Pick you Baby Superpower
 

You are suddenly granted a Baby Superpower.

What is a Baby Superpower???
Well I can tell you what it isn't.
ELEMENTAL CONTROL, TELEPATHY, TELEKINESIS, TIME TRAVEL,SUPER SPEED, INVULNERABILITY, SUPER STRENGTH, TELEPORTATION, FLIGHT, FORCE FIELDS, COVID 19 IMMUNTITY.
ETC..
Those are much to Big.

Examples of Baby Superpowers:

Never having to Bath
Immune From Dropping things
Hair that doesn't grow
Exempt from Spilling
Able to spell any word

I have already decided my Baby Superpower.
Teeth are important. I want clean teeth without brushing.

No memory of reading this thread.

Eat anything, without gaining weight.

Being able to teleport.

The rest would work itself out.

Irresistible to the the most attractive of opposite sex.

Teleportation would easily be the best and most practicals superpower, but since you're being a dick and making me choose something less boss..

I'd say luck. Good luck always.

Baby Superpower Granted.


What?

Hair that doesn't grow would be a time saver.

I'm torn between rapid growth and instilling the instinctive desire of women to pull me to their breasts.

Damn I have to have a baby super power? Can't even have an adult super power?

Rule of thumb.
When in doubt pick breasts

Good point. There may be a hidden downside to rapid growth. There's not any downside to breasts.

The ability to make a large pizza disappear. Wait, I already have that one.

It can be adult in nature but it can't be a regular Superpower.
Example: You look in the mirror and you always look perfect with a 10" slong.
Or just pick a 10" Slong

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