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02-13-2021, 05:51 PM | #16 |
pie is never free
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02-13-2021, 05:53 PM | #17 | |
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02-13-2021, 06:07 PM | #18 |
Politically Incorrect
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I just bought a new toilet yesterday. A one piece dual flush elongated Glacier Bay from Home Depot. My current one is like trying to crap in a coffee can. Small round and a ball crusher.
Excited for my new one! |
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02-13-2021, 06:09 PM | #19 | |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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02-13-2021, 06:14 PM | #20 | |
Here We Go Again
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02-13-2021, 06:18 PM | #21 |
"Think BOOM!"
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02-13-2021, 06:18 PM | #22 |
MER
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Like as an optional upgrade sure.
But half the time I don't even know I have to poop until I'm sitting down. It's also our secret to why girls don't fart as much rankness as you. We're doing you a solid. Maybe you should think about that the next time you're helicopter peeing in a bathroom. |
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02-13-2021, 06:31 PM | #23 |
best in the biz
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wait a minute, she forgot to leave it up for you when she was finished?
all's fair in love and pee. |
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02-13-2021, 06:52 PM | #24 |
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02-13-2021, 06:53 PM | #25 |
World's finest morphius
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I always close both the lid and seat...
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02-13-2021, 06:57 PM | #26 |
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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02-13-2021, 07:01 PM | #28 | |
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02-13-2021, 07:01 PM | #29 |
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When I bought my house last year it came with the shortest toilet not elongated. Threw my back out taking a wall down and jackhammering concrete and could barely sit on it let alone get off of it. New toilet is nice. Just took a couple weeks to get used to the seat.
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02-13-2021, 07:08 PM | #30 |
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This is simple. Men lift and lower the lid and the seat when they piss. Women lift and lower just the lid when they piss. Either way, when ANYONE is done using the toilet the seat and lid should be closed. And they should expect to lift some portion of the liftable apparatus when using the toilet.
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