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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-29-2008, 05:53 PM   #1936
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Old 06-29-2008, 05:54 PM   #1937
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can we just move this to hall of classics and be done with douchebag our week of offseason amusement
it's grown tiring with ricerocket boy.
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:01 PM   #1938
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:29 PM   #1939
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can we just move this to hall of classics and be done with douchebag our week of offseason amusement
it's grown tiring with ricerocket boy.
I've thought about it for a while, but it seems some people find it amusing. If I'm wrong about that and everyone's ready for this one to die, just let me know.
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:59 PM   #1940
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I've thought about it for a while, but it seems some people find it amusing. If I'm wrong about that and everyone's ready for this one to die, just let me know.
I'm still waiting to find out the secret for picking up super hot chicks. I get the "bike" part, of course, but there has to be more to it than that. To pick up chicks that super hot, he has to have some additional awesome techniques.

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Old 06-29-2008, 07:03 PM   #1941
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I've thought about it for a while, but it seems some people find it amusing. If I'm wrong about that and everyone's ready for this one to die, just let me know.
Are you offering to kill off the douche or just the thread?
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:07 PM   #1942
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I'm still waiting to find out the secret for picking up super hot chicks. I get the "bike" part, of course, but there has to be more to it than that. To pick up chicks that super hot, he has to have some additional awesome techniques.

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yeah it's 2008 and these guys have grown up with the internet, online pr0n, and all they should be the masters of all things about women (well girls in this case).
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:26 PM   #1943
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:04 PM   #1944
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Went out again last night and met another blonde. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:14 PM   #1945
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:18 PM   #1946
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You are in pictures with women.

This does not put a stamp on your hard ass card.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:20 PM   #1948
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You are in pictures with women.

This does not put a stamp on your hard ass card.
You must have missed the fact he had his shirt off, inside, at a house party.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:21 PM   #1950
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