I think people are having sex in my house...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by frazod

WARNING - VILE, NASTY, DISGUSTING, TASTLESS JOKE FOLLOWS: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED.








That Arkansas comment reminded of an old, gross joke:

A hillbilly daughter asks her father if she can borrow the car. "Okay," he says, "but you gotta blow me."

"But Pa," she protests, "that's jist wrong."

"Y'all know the price fer borrowin the car," Pa says.

So she starts, but then stops. "Yuck, Pa, you taste like crap tonight," she says.

"Oh, I fergot," Pa says. Yer brother's got the car."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA )