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07-11-2019, 04:45 PM | |
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Mike Vrabel Says He Would Gladly Chop Off His Own Dick To Win The Super Bowl
Jesus Christ....pretty funny though. Always liked Vrabel tho when he was a Chief
Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory. Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky: Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl? Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably. Lewan: You’ve got three?! Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it. Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset? Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now? Football never sleeps, and apparently it never ****s, either. [PaulKuharsky.com] https://deadspin.com/mike-vrabrel-sa...ick-1836284989 |
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01-12-2020, 10:03 PM | #16 |
I'll be back.
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We will chop his dick off and shove it up his patriot way ass next week.
Payback's coming mother****er. You were part of the Cassel trade and we never forget. |
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01-12-2020, 10:05 PM | #17 |
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The best part is.. maybe he's already done it. Nobody gave the titans a chance in new england or baltimore. I'm sure its more of the same with the chefs this wk
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01-12-2020, 10:07 PM | #18 |
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01-12-2020, 10:08 PM | #19 |
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01-12-2020, 10:10 PM | #20 |
Replaced by a future HOFer !!
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I guess when you have irreversible ED what does it matter ?
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01-12-2020, 10:13 PM | #21 |
Replaced by a future HOFer !!
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Same here. IF they do beat us they match up well against the Niners at least from a physicality perspective that is for sure and would love nothing more than to watch that little weasel Kyle Shannarat curl up and cry for sure.
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01-12-2020, 10:19 PM | #22 |
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Odd man this one
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01-12-2020, 10:43 PM | #23 |
Rufus Dawes Jr.
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and their OC is the son of the founder of FedEx.
I mean wtf? |
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01-12-2020, 10:43 PM | #24 |
Gonna go back in time....
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remember when vrable broke into the fridge at the kentacohut inside the casino and got arrested? America man, literally anything is possicle. lillerally n.e. ting is possicle. likrel n.e. thaaaaaang. Chiefs by fiddy.
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01-12-2020, 10:45 PM | #25 |
Gonna go back in time....
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10 years ago, he was literally stealing food, I am not afraid.
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01-12-2020, 10:50 PM | #26 |
Gonna go back in time....
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Vrabel has derrick henry and alex smiff lite, andy will spot him 5 touchdowns, all henry 80 yard runs and once he's tired we beat him by thirty. Cause payback, he still owes the casino.
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03-15-2024, 11:47 AM | #27 |
Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses
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He’s taking his dick-cutting talents to Cleveland…
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03-15-2024, 12:21 PM | #28 |
2 Legit 2 Colquitt
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Patrick would have -2 dicks with this arrangement. Can you imagine? A two dick deficit.
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03-15-2024, 12:28 PM | #29 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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03-15-2024, 12:29 PM | #30 |
In Search of a Life
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Cleveland is going to be a problem for the Bengals and Ravens next year.
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