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11-30-2017, 01:44 AM | #181 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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Barnett is a weirdo bet he sits outside my work in his van and jerks off.
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11-30-2017, 01:55 AM | #182 |
Baby Cry Cry
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: North NJ
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Thanks for asking!
Every shit is an ermergency, by the way. |
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11-30-2017, 03:31 AM | #183 |
MVP
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12-03-2017, 08:49 PM | #184 |
In my youth i pray to keep
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Clown World
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I hurt my back Friday at work, the pills I'm taking have me backed up really bad.
I haven't taken a dump since Friday. Hell, i even had taco bell over the weekend. |
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03-26-2020, 07:10 PM | #185 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I've had to shit all day - I have been holding it for the main event - it's going to be like a MMA pay per view fight, shitting, once i make it to the restroom
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03-26-2020, 07:22 PM | #186 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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03-26-2020, 07:24 PM | #187 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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03-26-2020, 07:24 PM | #188 |
Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2009
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This whole scenario has thrown my diet waaaay off. More frozen foods because dickheads want to over-purchase. Needless to say, my BMs aren’t as satisfactory as they were in Feb.
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03-26-2020, 07:24 PM | #189 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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Nice..
I had a magnificent shit when I got home from work today Its the weirdest thing though. Its like my shit knows when we're 2 blocks from home. Spend all day on the job sites and never have to clench my butt cheeks. But as soon as I turn onto Mockingbird Drive. Its a 300 yard race to the driveway and then into the house and onto the toilet. Barely making it everytime. |
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03-26-2020, 07:26 PM | #190 | |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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It'll fix your stools as good as ever. |
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03-26-2020, 07:27 PM | #191 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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03-26-2020, 07:28 PM | #192 |
Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2009
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03-26-2020, 07:31 PM | #193 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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03-26-2020, 07:32 PM | #194 | |
Suupraa Geniuuusss
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Who'da thunk? |
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03-26-2020, 07:34 PM | #195 |
Banned
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