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10-23-2021, 06:09 PM | Topic Starter |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Utah Hates Us!
Got this from my pal Mr. Doggity. Man, Utah got really pissed when we traded Alex and benched Sorensen!
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10-23-2021, 06:14 PM | #2 |
Starter
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they're just still mad because they were ran out of Missouri
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10-23-2021, 09:19 PM | #3 |
The Insider
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Location: Lake of the Ozarks
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10-23-2021, 09:29 PM | #4 |
[b]Supporter[/b]
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Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape
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Mormon Soaking refers to a sexual act practiced by Mormons where the male inserts his penis into the female's vagina and stays completely still for an extended period of time. Soaking is used as a loophole to get around rules in the Mormon faith against having premarital sex. Sometimes soaking is accompanied by jump humping, which involves a third party, the hump jumper, jumping up and down on the bed in order to simulate thrusting for the couple. The practice allegedly became popular at the Mormon institute Brigham Young University (BYU) and has been documented online since as early as 2009.
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10-23-2021, 10:24 PM | #5 |
Supporter
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Location: Scott City KS
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10-23-2021, 06:26 PM | #6 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
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Location: Where the hell is SNR
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Look how they massacred my boy Darwin Thompson!
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10-23-2021, 06:32 PM | #7 |
Life is changing..
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Location: NW Missouri
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LOL at them thinking anyone hates the Chargers. Nobody even cares about them, let alone hates them.
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10-23-2021, 07:46 PM | #8 |
The talking stonehead
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Blue Springs, MO
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*To the tune of Yellow submarine*
In 1838 we kicked you Mormons out of here. And now your all filled up with hate, But we don’t give a shit, You sell weak beer… We’re all from the heart of KC, We hate SLC You Mormons are pussies. |
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10-23-2021, 07:52 PM | #9 |
C Chiefs once a year!
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Location: Cali
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There are lots of hot women in Utah.....
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10-24-2021, 01:35 AM | #10 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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10-23-2021, 08:09 PM | #11 |
Banned
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"**** Tom Brady"
- The Southern states In Nevada, of all places. Green Bay is surrounded by haters. Last edited by eDave; 10-23-2021 at 08:35 PM.. |
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10-23-2021, 08:19 PM | #12 |
My Mamma Says
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Who???
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10-23-2021, 08:31 PM | #13 |
Everybody Lies.
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Nobody in Oklahoma gives a shit about the Philadelphia Eagles. At least where I live. Tulsa is a part of Chiefs Kingdom.
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10-23-2021, 08:47 PM | #14 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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Sounds like word of our distaste for Daniel Sorensen has reached the home land.
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10-23-2021, 08:48 PM | #15 |
MVP
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Jets on the bottom of your shoe does suck. But you're New England, that's where it goes.
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