Utah Hates Us!
 

Got this from my pal Mr. Doggity. Man, Utah got really pissed when we traded Alex and benched Sorensen!

they're just still mad because they were ran out of Missouri

Look how they massacred my boy Darwin Thompson!

LOL at them thinking anyone hates the Chargers. Nobody even cares about them, let alone hates them.

*To the tune of Yellow submarine*
In 1838 we kicked you Mormons out of here.
And now your all filled up with hate,
But we don’t give a shit,
You sell weak beer…

We’re all from the heart of KC,
We hate SLC
You Mormons are pussies.

There are lots of hot women in Utah.....

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"**** Tom Brady"

- The Southern states

In Nevada, of all places. Green Bay is surrounded by haters.

Who???

Nobody in Oklahoma gives a shit about the Philadelphia Eagles. At least where I live. Tulsa is a part of Chiefs Kingdom.

Sounds like word of our distaste for Daniel Sorensen has reached the home land.

Jets on the bottom of your shoe does suck. But you're New England, that's where it goes.

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Mormon Soaking refers to a sexual act practiced by Mormons where the male inserts his penis into the female's vagina and stays completely still for an extended period of time. Soaking is used as a loophole to get around rules in the Mormon faith against having premarital sex. Sometimes soaking is accompanied by jump humping, which involves a third party, the hump jumper, jumping up and down on the bed in order to simulate thrusting for the couple. The practice allegedly became popular at the Mormon institute Brigham Young University (BYU) and has been documented online since as early as 2009.

It’s the cowbitches fans down there. There are a lot.

Seriously, though... has anybody ever met an asshole Mormon?

Like, have you ever met somebody who claimed to be Mormon but would treat people around him/her like total garbage?

Granted, I've never been around that many Mormons, and I've never even been to Utah before, so that probably explains a lot. But of the few dozen I've encountered in my life, I can't really say any one of them was close to being a turd of a human being. Like, the worst it got was this one Mormon gal who was pretty shy and wouldn't really talk to you at all, but that's about it. I'd hardly call that assholish behavior.

What the hell is up with that? How are they all that damn nice?