Travis Kelce smacked a bitch, too

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

It's no less stupid than "Tyreek Hill is maybe one of the fastest WRs in the league..."

Maybe? One of?

Dude makes fast guys look slow. Put him in space against a 4.4 corner - a 4.4 is friggen fast mind you - and he'll defeat an angle on him. Hill is most assuredly not maybe one of the fastest in the league. He's hands down the fastest dude in football and very arguably one of the fastest football players of all time.

But among the national heads, the best we can get is qualified quasi-compliments.

They can eat a bowl of dicks.

That dropped my jaw, too. It's been proven several times that he's the fastest player in the league. Look at all of those top speed indicators the networks have been doing.

Similarly, this video could double as an Artie Burns lowlights video. He was being torched out there more than the Olympic Flame.