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World's finest morphius
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Help I've fallen and I can't get up...
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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The real story comes out...
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Born to Ride
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: NWA
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Dammnit Papa why didn't you take pics. That would have been priceless.
Tk you have to be more careful. We sure would miss your postings. |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Parkville MO
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Cool as a Cucumber
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: on the edge
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I hate it when that happens!!!
Seriously TK a nice hot bubble bath and your adult beverage of choice should ease some of the pain anyway. (hope it's not as bad as the chair incident) ![]() |
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King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
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Good deal. We've been needing our own Mrs. Miller for quite awhile.
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#9 |
Born to Ride
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: NWA
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Actually I can't believe you came on here and admitted it. I think I would have sworn Papa to secrecy and kept that one quiet.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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It's stories like these that you should take to the grave....
Like the one I'm fix'n to tell. My wife has a little lap dog, a Maltese. When he's ready for a bath, she drops him in the shower with me. Yesterday was that day. Normally, he's pretty mild about bathing because he knows he's gonna get a treat afterwards, but he wanted OUT of the shower.... So, I'm done bathing him and I rinse him off and I'm shampooing my own hair.... Close my eyes to rinse for 3 seconds and that damn dog had shit while my eyes were closed. Unbelievable. This is a very finicky dog. He has an eating routine, an elaborate going to bed routine, and he takes 10 minutes to take a shit because he has to find the right spot and do his stupid poop dance.... I was shocked, but thought it was so funny that I didn't kick his ass. Okay, this isn't half as funny as TK ass up in the air.... Just imagine if it wasn't the phone you dropped, TK. If it was a vibrator, you'd still be back there..... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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zzzz Kats always
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Parkville MO
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This beats the hell outta Jamie using the wrong soap in the dishwasher and flooding his kitchen w/ bubbles.
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Fall down 7 times, get up 8
Join Date: Aug 2000
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