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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#121 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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the nicest thing i will say about pat is that I am now adding a +1 to the post count
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#122 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Here's to hoping Googler Cooper leaves forever.
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#123 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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#124 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
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#125 |
Dirty Bit
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lake of the Woods
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#126 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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#127 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I will miss patteeu.
He was always one of my biggest fans around here. I'm sure he's following me on other social platforms, but there is always something special about the OG CP supports of the Hammock Party, in all it's many forms. |
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#128 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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#129 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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#130 | |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hermosa, SD
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need more posters like patteeu from multiple political viewpoints. |
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#131 | |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: Hawaii
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FTR I was joking and don't think you had anything to do with him leaving. PS: You're still a ****ing moron. A sensitive one at that apparently. |
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#132 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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#133 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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#134 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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I'm really learning a lot about golf in this thread. I never really thought of it as something that would increase my heart rate, but it is.
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#135 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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