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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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#92 |
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Location: Olathe, KS
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#93 |
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Jessica Simpson update-still pregnant and still growing. I will also post a Jessica BP picture (Before Pregnancy) to remind us how naturally hot she was, just like Kate Upton today...
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#94 |
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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When she was FAP material....
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#95 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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http://todayentertainment.today.msnb...well-drew?lite
Jessica Simpson gives birth to baby girl Maxwell Drew By Us Weekly Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, in L.A. Tuesday morning, Us Weekly can confirm. This is her first child with fiance Eric Johnson. According to a source, little Maxwell (she takes her middle name from her maternal grandmother, Tina Simpson, whose maiden name is Drew) weighed in a 9 lbs. 13 ounces. After just six months of dating, Simpson, 31, and Johnson, 32, got engaged in November 2010. The pair -- who have yet to set a wedding date -- had planned to hold off on making it official until after their baby's arrival. Rushing down the aisle isn't a priority for the star and her former NFL player beau, anyway; during a March appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's show, Simpson told the host that Johnson "feels like my husband already." The Texas native was previously married to Nick Lachey from 2002 until their separation in 2005. (The duo famously documented their life together for MTV's hit reality show, "Newlyweds.") Following her divorce from Lachey, the "Dukes of Hazzard" actress dated Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo from 2007 to 2009. In 2011, both Lachey and Romo tied the knot with their current flames; Romo's wife, Candace Crawford, gave birth to a baby boy Hawkins on April 9, and Lachey's spouse, Vanessa Lachey, is currently expecting the couple's first child. Simpson first shared her own happy pregnancy news with the world on Twitter last Halloween. Tweeting a photo of her wrapped in a mummy costume, she wrote, "It's true! I am going to be a mummy!" Since then, the "Fashion Star" mentor and Johnson have been counting down the days 'til their little one's arrival. In December, Simpson opened up to Us Weekly about her excitement for "mummy"-hood. "Eric and I love each other so much, and knowing that I love this baby inside of me is so amazing -- I love it so much and I haven't even met them yet," Simpson gushed. "I can't imagine how much love we'll have for it once it finally comes!" As her due date approached, the bubbly, uninhibited singer spoke candidly about the not-so-pretty parts of pregnancy, dishing on her strange cravings (buttered Pop Tarts!) and embarrassing physical traits ("I just started calling myself Swamp Ass," Simpson told Jay Leno of sweating through her maternity Spanx.) Among the most outrageous? During a March interview on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Simpson made even seasoned comedian Kimmel blush when she admitted, "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!" And speaking to Ryan Seacrest in an appearance on his radio show last month, the fashion designer opened up about her third-trimester sex drive. "I am definitely 'feeling intimate,'" Simpson told the host. "I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!" |
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#96 |
Indian Twitter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Free Agency
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Good for her.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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#98 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#99 |
Pissed off now Joboo
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my wife's $hitlist
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That kid is going to breast feed until it's 12-13 years old.
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#100 |
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#101 |
Consuming CP souls
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Location: Lake of the Woods
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A friend of mine tweeted this earlier today...
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#103 |
Space Cadet and Aczabel
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Kanab, UT, USA
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Buttered Poptarts in the nuke for like 15 seconds rock...
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#104 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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i'd hit it but I wouldn't tell anyone about it
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#105 |
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