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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

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Old 04-29-2021, 07:58 AM   #76
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Get to 999 and close the thread.
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:01 AM   #77
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Really? That dude will argue with anybody!
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:04 AM   #78
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:07 AM   #79
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Will to! (Think we can keep this up until the thread reaches 999 posts?)
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:08 AM   #80
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Meh, giving yourself too much credit. Nobody gives a shit why someone leaves CP forever. I mean, it's a message board, and having not met you in person, my guess is 95 percent of us could give two shits why you are leaving. With that said.......Well, Bye
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:08 AM   #81
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:09 AM   #82
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True, they go back and forth all the time. I think they are lonely people and need someone in their miserable lives to talk to.

Kind of sad actually.
Hi, I'm Donger. I don't believe that we've ever interfaced. It's nice to e-meet you!
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:10 AM   #83
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Hi, I'm Donger. I don't believe that we've ever interfaced. It's nice to e-meet you!
When you say you are Donger, do you mean the person or persona?
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:11 AM   #84
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I'm not sure that pat knows what the word "immortal" means.
It also seems like the kind of thing he'd be willing to argue about for weeks on end.
Probably only rivalled by Donger in his capacity to bicker about semantics and meaningless minutiae for as long as you could take it.

You were sort of funny sometimes and mostly better than most with your leanings.
RIP
Bickering about semantics? Oh, the irony. By immortal, he means that there are still TV shows decades later covering DB Cooper and his mystery is written in books that will go on forever. You are a D bag man
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:11 AM   #85
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I would leave the CP too, but then what the **** would I do at work?
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:11 AM   #86
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When you say you are Donger, do you mean the person or persona?
Yes.
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:13 AM   #87
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Pat we were always on the opposite sides of the fence politically but you could always tell when I was ****ing around and being sarcastic whereas others would get pissed at me. Sorry we never got to the bottom of why Ron Paul deceived and BEP believed but maybe some stones are better left unturned.

If we’re going off conspiracies and unsubstantiated rumors, let me be the first to suggest that our former Vice President is having some form of organ failure and you selflessly volunteered yourself as a donor.

Godspeed!
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:15 AM   #88
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Yes we have its been awhile but we have.
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:17 AM   #89
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Yes we have its been awhile but we have.
I see. Sorry, but it must have been very unmemorable.
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Old 04-29-2021, 08:20 AM   #90
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I'm trying to figure out is this yes to person or persona, or are they one in the same?
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