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#7756 |
Please squeeze
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clinton, MO
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Posts: 66,505
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#7757 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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On the plus side my balls are smooooooooooooooth.
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Posts: 284,474
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#7758 |
Please squeeze
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clinton, MO
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Posts: 66,505
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#7759 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Posts: 56,649
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#7760 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Posts: 61,791
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#7761 |
Say hello to my little friend
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Larryville
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Posts: 47,314
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#7762 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 284,474
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#7763 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 284,474
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#7764 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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yeah....it's just a BJ, until the person you don't know is some gang bitch setting you up for her hommies to roll you, take your allowance and leave you with a dripping anus in the woods.
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Posts: 61,791
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#7765 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 284,474
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#7766 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Yeah that's it.
I have no idea what casual, premarital sex would be about. Casual sex isn't the problem. Its the method you're using and your lack of situational awareness that is the problem. Douche, I was slaying poon in my mid teens, pillaging vagina villages throughout college, conquering cootertown in multiple states for a decade afterwards, have had more dates in 1 week than you've had in your entire life to date and have managed to locate and keep an attractive, sane, intelligent, honest woman until death do we part. I've been out with awesome chics, skanks, nutjobs, druggies, bobbleheads, young and older of various colors of the rainbow. I've been in good situations and found myself in situations I had no business being in. I've spent weeks and months in pursuit of some and minutes to success with others. I wouldn't have anything of value to offer a mother's-house dwelling socially inept skinsuit with alleged carnal knowledge of exactly 1 dickholster. One. You're so bad at sex that after only 2 visits, even SHE wants to bring in someone else to get her off. If this were a drivers license, you haven't even passed the test for your permit. You're floundering in Drivers' ed, dismissing driving tips from Mario Andretti, Bill Elliot and John Force. |
Posts: 61,791
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#7767 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Then why don't you knock it off, dipshit? Jesus Christ.
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Posts: 284,474
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#7768 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.
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Posts: 58,682
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#7769 |
[b]Supporter[/b]
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape
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Posts: 12,459
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#7770 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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You're right, at this point, you've ignored thousands of sentences of advice from many people who honestly tried to help you and keep you out of dangerous situations. Pardon me for tellling you the fire is hot and that you shouldn't touch it.
I don't give a shit anymore. When the event goes down that is eventually is going to happen, be ready. I'm going to have alot of fun at your expense. I'm going to have a good laugh when some tranny gives you herpes, donkey punches you and takes your coin purse. keep swapping snowballs with internet hookers. You know it all. |
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