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07-24-2009, 10:52 AM | #721 |
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That is an excellent question. People don't really discuss bathroom habits, do they? I mean, we all GO, but we never actually think that everyone else does too, so what we have to do, they have to do. I've never thought about it but, yes, I look at the paper to see if it's clean, which means ergo the crack is clean, which means I can now flush and wash my hands. On a similar note, to all blind men have to sit when they pee? Or if the area around the toilet is rugged, do they go by ear... you know, if you hear a "pattering" sound move left or right until you hear a "splashing" sound?
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07-24-2009, 10:53 AM | #722 |
Woman should only make babies
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the pregnant girls around me either farted or pissed their pants I can't tell for sure
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07-24-2009, 10:54 AM | #723 |
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Febreze sounds like it should be a feminine hygiene deodorant. "Are you embarassed by odors from down below? When you wear shorts, do cats follow you like the Pied Piper? Does your significant other prepare for oral by donning a snorkel mask? Try Febreze! One quick squirt and you'll smell like a mountain meadow!"
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07-24-2009, 10:55 AM | #724 |
Woman should only make babies
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Sometimes when you are having sex with a girl with saggy titties if they are on their backs the titties don't look to bad, then you can control them sort of like the way you drive a tank and make grrrrrrrrr noises
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07-24-2009, 10:56 AM | #725 | |
You think you can get by this?
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07-24-2009, 10:59 AM | #726 |
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Well, it's the flowers on the mountain meadow. I don't think mountains actually have a smell.
Now, for guys, you don't need a product like that. You can just hang one of those air-freshener trees for the car around his tallywhacker like a "Do Not Disturb" sign on a doorknob, so the tree dangles in the testicular area. |
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07-24-2009, 11:00 AM | #727 | |
You think you can get by this?
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07-24-2009, 11:03 AM | #728 |
Stuff & Things
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I drank way too much beer last night.
I've been in a haze all day, even with a redbull, a doubleshot and a power bar. ****, I just don't get an smarter. |
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07-24-2009, 11:05 AM | #729 |
You think you can get by this?
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07-24-2009, 12:48 PM | #730 |
You think you can get by this?
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07-24-2009, 12:53 PM | #731 |
You think you can get by this?
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07-24-2009, 02:14 PM | #732 |
Supporter
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I have so much crap to do at home... but I'm stuck at work w/ nothing to do. This sucks!
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07-24-2009, 02:15 PM | #733 |
You think you can get by this?
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07-24-2009, 02:20 PM | #734 |
In Search of a Life
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I just had some grapes-white seedless-grapes are good
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07-24-2009, 02:34 PM | #735 |
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hangover! ~(:-p)
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