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#706 |
Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2013
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#707 |
Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2013
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Posts: 1,756
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#708 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
Join Date: May 2007
Location: ft.lauderdale
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Look at the bright side. I'll bet Popeye would be jealous of your forearms.
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Posts: 21,429
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#709 |
Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2013
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I actually stood next to Tyler Bray in a bar when he first got here the summer after we drafted him. He didn't know anyone and i befriended him and tried to scrap off some of the girls that were coming up to him and hanging in his vacinity
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Posts: 1,756
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#710 |
Sarcasm
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Olathe
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Posts: 21,146
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#711 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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Posts: 41,054
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#712 | |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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"I've deeply studied and scientifically calculated every angle and am now an expert in the ways in which I am undesirable to the female species... herp" Good Lord, and I used to think I was shy. |
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#713 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
Join Date: May 2007
Location: ft.lauderdale
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Posts: 21,429
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#714 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Troll long, troll strong.
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Posts: 16,333
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#715 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
Join Date: Nov 2013
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The reason why you don't get laid is you're a ****ing creeper.
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Posts: 16,333
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#716 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
Join Date: May 2007
Location: ft.lauderdale
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I see a rape van in your future.
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#717 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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How are you guys believing this bull shit? It is Vulture and he has returned.
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Posts: 69,887
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#718 | |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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B) if you ARE serious, your desperation is the reason you're not getting laid. Cyclical angst. |
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Posts: 6,647
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#719 |
The shit-winds are blowin
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Sunnyvale trailer park
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Have you tried slipping an object into her drink?
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Posts: 637
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#720 |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
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I've only been glancing at this thread but wow! Has Katipan chimed in?
This is like high school where they kid has a 'kick me' sign on his back and can't figure it out. Gotta give Beach Tribe credit however for trying to help. |
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