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#6121 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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Claythan
Hope it works out for you. Really I do. Congratulations on being close to achieving (most likely due to your total social reerunation) what every 14 year old kid is capable of achieving. |
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#6122 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 284,544
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#6123 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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Posts: 33,739
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#6124 |
SuperBowl or bust
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: BF Iowa
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I didnt get laid till I was 15, but man I hit skins with four girls in like a month that year.
Wanna know the trick to getting laid alot? Have girls "acidentally" touch your package by bumping into their hand or whatever it takes for contact to be made without it being obvious, then adding a joke with a penis enuendo in it soon after. Get her subconscience on it, girls often want the exact same thing as we do and that cant be ignored at any time. get slapped or laid, one or the other, but you can always say it was a total accident. Works magnificantly after a good buzz is achieved. Always buy the first drink and tell a short joke right after you hand her her drink, it gets a smile on the face and opens her mind a little about ya. Always smell like a man should, I suggest old school cool water...if it works for Snoop, it can work for you, well maybe not you! JKOC Always ask the girl to buy the second drink! If she scoffs at the notion, move on. Unless shes smokin hot, then ask her to buy the first, it will surely catch her off guard and might take her by surprise. It sets yo apart and immediatly makes her curious. ALWAYS offer a ride home, dont hide true motive, you might be shortchanging yourself! Dont be afraid to move in for the kill either. good luck! |
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#6125 |
Custom User Title
Join Date: Jan 2007
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50-1 says he claims something come up and he doesn't meet her tonight.
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Posts: 39,259
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#6126 |
The Boom Boom Room
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Far Beyond Comprehension
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Posts: 42,416
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#6127 |
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#6128 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
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Posts: 69,689
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#6129 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 284,544
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#6130 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Women like tall guys.
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#6131 | |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
Join Date: Nov 2008
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#6132 |
Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Supposedly, Clayton and Big Titties were to meet at 7 p.m. at Starbucks.
That means he could be getting laid RIGHT NOW. ....or not. |
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#6133 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
Join Date: Nov 2008
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#6134 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
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#6135 |
Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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The chick was cute, good for him if it actually happens
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