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Old 02-18-2005, 10:36 PM  
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I just walked in on a coworker...
whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...

Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like fucking Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for).

Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick fucker.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:39 PM   #46
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I think I'm going to have to bump this thread after the weekend is over. Get the regular full-time job guys in on it...
They'll be back around tonight I suspect. I think Phobia's doing something with Pink right about now.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:42 PM   #47
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Naw... I'll beat her with my stick later.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:43 PM   #48
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I'm not working overnight tonight, so I'm off. I'll check back tomorrow. Later guys... wish me NON-masturbatory dreams.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:43 PM   #49
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Naw... I'll beat her with my stick later.
Ok, just tell me when that happens so I can swoop in and steal any cmeras or camera equipment you may have.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:44 PM   #50
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Ok, just tell me when that happens so I can swoop in and steal any cmeras or camera equipment you may have.
Sure...
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:44 PM   #51
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I'm not working overnight tonight, so I'm off. I'll check back tomorrow. Later guys... wish me NON-masturbatory dreams.
Yeah thats good. Using that computer at work tonight would be pretty rough.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:53 PM   #52
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:55 PM   #53
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You can imagine where it goes from here...He fixes the cable?
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:57 PM   #54
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Sure...
Just kiddin bud
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Old 02-19-2005, 12:26 AM   #55
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Old 02-19-2005, 12:44 AM   #56
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Old 02-19-2005, 12:45 AM   #57
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Old 02-19-2005, 01:09 AM   #58
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Old 02-19-2005, 01:10 AM   #59
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And all this time his wife thought he was bored when he said he just jacked off at work all the time...
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