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Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Zion
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Chicks dig long hair. And scars. And motorcycles. I'd grow my hair down to my ass if I could. Quote:
Hipsters get laid all the time and they look like shit. Quote:
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#513 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#514 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Fayetteville, AR
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One of my roommates in college had a weak chin. He got laid a ton because he was a likeable guy. You aren't.
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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#516 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#517 |
MVP
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Joplin, MO
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I went to school in Arkansas and learned that evolution is made up.
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#518 |
Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Zarth has to be xztop123.
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#519 |
Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Zion
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#520 |
The Insider
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lake of the Ozarks
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Can't believe this dude can't get laid in Westport. It used to be like shooting fish in a barrel back when I was in college. Come up to KC for the weekend and do your thing. Kelly's was gold, meet them there bounce over to the dance club, come back to Kellys go back to my friends house. Score.
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#521 |
Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Zion
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All they want is your money. And drugs. What the hell? Stippers will help you get laid in a real bar? What? Are you high? I mean, I've nailed some strippers before, but that didn't help me get nailed in a real bar. (As a side note, I remember getting really shitfaced, getting this stripper to take me home, hammering away at this broad for hours and then hearing some shit outside the door. Asked her what it was, and she said that was her mom and dad making breakfast and did I want any. 30 seconds later I was shimmying down the gutter spout and running home.) |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Zion
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And I've had some seriously genuine relationships in my day. And you know what? Funny enough, they liked exactly what I liked. You know why? Because I liked whatever I liked. Like I care what they like. They like what I like. End of story. |
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The Insider
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lake of the Ozarks
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