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sorta mod-ish
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08-02-2024, 09:35 AM | #32 |
MER
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Location: Colorado
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I’ve never been sold software from a hottie.
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08-02-2024, 09:36 AM | #33 |
C Chiefs once a year!
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Location: Cali
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08-02-2024, 09:52 AM | #34 | |
Constable of Untruths
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Location: Wichita
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Post: A walking skin cancer patient walked in to the bar today. You could tell he was winded from the walk from the car to the door. This guy hasn't seen his dick without a mirror in at least 10 years and he had the audacity to look down on the wait staff. When I went to take his order the strong smell of Drakkar Noir, $.50 cigars, and Ripple hit me like a ton of bricks. He had on New Balance velcro shoes with black Nike socks, Docker khakis that were at least 2 sizes too big, a "who farted" T-shirt, and a light blue fedora. He ordered the open faced roast beef sandwich with explicit instructions to "not skimp on the gravy", sweet potatoe fries, and a diet coke because he's watching his calories. He dropped his napkin as I was turning to put in his order and as he bent down to pick it up he ripped a fart that would have woken Helen Keller out of a deep REM sleep. His bill was $18 and he gave a tip of $1.80. As he walked out he looked at me and told me not to spend it all in one place. He also told me if I was interested in earning an extra $5 he was in room 202 at the local Econo Lodge. I decided against taking him up on the offer because I would have to spend more than $5 on acetone, lava hand soap, and medicated shampoo to clean up afterwards. |
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08-02-2024, 10:17 AM | #35 | |
Politically Incorrect
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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08-02-2024, 10:29 AM | #36 | |
I'll be back.
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08-02-2024, 10:35 AM | #37 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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1) Trashy girls need jobs too
2) Did she bring your food and drinks in a timely manner? 3) Not every woman was put on earth to pleasure you. Don't be such a judgmental dick. |
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08-02-2024, 10:36 AM | #38 |
Court Jester
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Location: Orlando
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100 dollar lunches just don’t bring the hotties like they used to.
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08-02-2024, 10:48 AM | #39 |
Starter
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Missouri
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If this is lowbrow and awful, then you've never been to a hole in the wall bar, which are usually some of the best times you'll have at a bar, but who knows, I'm just a man of the people. We all have bullshit in life, we drink to forget said bullshit.
Plus, their facebook says they have $2 Margaritas on Wednesdays. At that price, be a shithole for all I care. Last time I was at a bar (Last fall) it was $6.50 for a Crown and Coke at a local place. Can only imagine how high that shit has jumped up now. |
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08-02-2024, 11:02 AM | #40 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
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The picture gets really pixilated when you zoom in, but none of those three women in the photo above look particularly unattractive.
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08-02-2024, 11:04 AM | #41 |
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Those are the girls they used for pictures to draw in the suckers.
Bait and switch. They look like models compared to the trash that was there last night. |
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08-02-2024, 11:07 AM | #42 |
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08-02-2024, 11:23 AM | #43 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
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08-02-2024, 11:26 AM | #44 |
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Looking at Yelp, pictures of food look worse than the servers.
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08-02-2024, 11:27 AM | #45 |
Politically Incorrect
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