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**Iowanian** · 10-02-2003, 02:27 PM

Its fall. Bow season has opened in at least Missouri and Iowania. I thought we could discuss related topics. Tips, braggin', near misses....

relay your hunting stories, pics and tips here.

anti hunting types.....find another corner to squat in.

bogie · 12-12-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

12

This Bwana is one of the things that life is all about. I'm happy for you.

**Bwana** · 12-12-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie

This Bwana is one of the things that life is all about. I'm happy for you.

Yeah, I agree bogie. I remember it like yesterday when I was 12 and went out hunting with my dad, always a good time.

I'm going to give him until he is at least 14 until I take him out elk hunting. Where I go, you have to be in darn good shape and be able to walk all day with a gun. I don't think he is ready for that at this point. I also want to teach him a few more things in the event he ever gets lost before we hit an area that hardcore.

bogie · 12-12-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Yeah, I agree bogie. I remember it like yesterday when I was 12 and went out hunting with my dad, always a good time.

I'm going to give him until he is at least 14 until I take him out elk hunting. Where I go, you have to be in darn good shape and be able to walk all day with a gun. I don't think he is ready for that at this point. I also want to teach him a few more things in the event he ever gets lost before we hit an area that hardcore.

I wish I was your son and you could take me on my first elk hunt.

I was 14 when my Dad took me on my first hunt. He built a double decker stand for us. This was many, many years ago. He found a tree that had limbs designed for kind of bunk bed stands. He put me up high and he sat below me. The stand consisted of split rails (that he split) layed across limbs sticking out from the tree trunk. I chewed my first tobacco on the hunt and kept spitting to the ground. My Dad finally grabbed my ankle (which was hanging about eye level to him) and informed me of a deers capabilities of smell. He also informed me that everytime I spit, I was splashing him. I killed a doe that year.

**Bwana** · 12-12-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie

I wish I was your son and you could take me on my first elk hunt.

I was 14 when my Dad took me on my first hunt. He built a double decker stand for us. This was many, many years ago. He found a tree that had limbs designed for kind of bunk bed stands. He put me up high and he sat below me. The stand consisted of split rails (that he split) layed across limbs sticking out from the tree trunk. I chewed my first tobacco on the hunt and kept spitting to the ground. My Dad finally grabbed my ankle (which was hanging about eye level to him) and informed me of a deers capabilities of smell. He also informed me that everytime I spit, I was splashing him. I killed a doe that year.

Good stuff.

chiefs4me · 12-12-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Today was the first time I went after birdzilla this year c4m.

hmmm, impressive

**Iowanian** · 12-12-2005, 09:32 PM

get out threadwrecker. Your stench is going to scare off the beasts.

chiefs4me · 12-12-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

get out threadwrecker. Your stench is going to scare off the beasts.

such hatered...from such a little person.....

**Iowanian** · 12-13-2005, 08:41 AM

You've got Nothing to offer this thread but to be an argumentative Rutt, you lop eared sow. Go stuff a Yugo in your hatchet wound.

bogie · 12-13-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

You've got Nothing to offer this thread but to be an argumentative Rutt, you lop eared sow. Go stuff a Yugo in your hatchet wound.

wow, just wow. not sure this one is warrented, but then, I don't know the entire history.

MOhillbilly · 12-13-2005, 12:25 PM

happy birthday Bwana- May your next kill put you in the recordbook.

vailpass · 12-13-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

You've got Nothing to offer this thread but to be an argumentative Rutt, you lop eared sow. Go stuff a Yugo in your hatchet wound.

Agree totally. C4M is the cumb dunt who stuck her nose into the middle of a thread and accused me of disparaging a certain Planet member's mother who had recently passed.

When I denied it and challenged the skank to show me where I had made such a statement it's reply was: " Oh I might have made a mistake, I don't care to go back and look".

May your feminine itch powder turn to paste from the fumes exuding from that unwashed and unwanted slophole gaping from under your couch-ridden girth.

**Bwana** · 12-13-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

happy birthday Bwana- May your next kill put you in the recordbook.

LOL, thanks Mo. Another year older and I hope you're right on the second half.

go bo · 12-13-2005, 03:58 PM

it's bwana's birthday?

hey, happy birthday to the nicest big game hunter i know...

Sybil · 12-13-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

LOL, thanks Mo. Another year older and I hope you're right on the second half.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Marlboro man.

**ptlyon** · 01-09-2006, 10:56 AM

A MESSAGE FROM THE RURAL MIDWEST

Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and
Californians cross states such as Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Wisconsin,
Minnesota, (Careful, it might be a Blue State) Missouri, Illinois,
Indiana, North Dakota, and South Dakota; those states' Tourism Councils
have adopted a set of information guidelines. In an effort to help
outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to
each driver entering the state:

1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before
breakfast than you do all week at the gym.

2. It's called a 'gravel road'. No matter how slow you drive, you're
going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four-wheel drive because
I need it. Drive it or get it out of the way.

3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah,
we saw Bambi. We got over it.

4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you
whipped... by our women.

5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a
flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those
little trout
you fish for...bait.

6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their
final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up
to your ear at the time.

8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what
you paid in the airport for one drink.

9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it
rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of
ham and turkey.

10. If you bring Coke into my house but it better be brown, wet, and
served over ice.

11. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car you drive on weekends. We're
real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we
use two weeks a year.

12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop
when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.

13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks--because they want to. So,
you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too--and turtle. You really want sushi
and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.

15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like
it? Interstates 80 & 90 go two ways--Interstates 29 & 35 go the other
two. Pick one and use it accordingly.

16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a
religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church.

17. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.
Understand the concept?

18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the ball into the water
hazard. It spooks the fish.

19. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving
like an idiot...his name is "Sir"...no matter how old he is.

Now, enjoy your visit and go home.

10-02-2003, 02:27 PM
Iowanian Supporter Iowanian's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia	Hunting type things..... Its fall. Bow season has opened in at least Missouri and Iowania. I thought we could discuss related topics. Tips, braggin', near misses.... relay your hunting stories, pics and tips here. anti hunting types.....find another corner to squat in. Last edited by Iowanian; 11-06-2006 at 09:24 PM..
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12-13-2005, 12:25 PM	#385
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01-09-2006, 10:56 AM	#390
ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA	A MESSAGE FROM THE RURAL MIDWEST Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross states such as Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, (Careful, it might be a Blue State) Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, North Dakota, and South Dakota; those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a 'gravel road'. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four-wheel drive because I need it. Drive it or get it out of the way. 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you whipped... by our women. 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for...bait. 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you paid in the airport for one drink. 9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. 10. If you bring Coke into my house but it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. 11. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car you drive on weekends. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year. 12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow. 13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks--because they want to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute. 14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too--and turtle. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop. 15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstates 80 & 90 go two ways--Interstates 29 & 35 go the other two. Pick one and use it accordingly. 16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church. 17. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Understand the concept? 18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the ball into the water hazard. It spooks the fish. 19. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot...his name is "Sir"...no matter how old he is. Now, enjoy your visit and go home.
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