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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: california
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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get out threadwrecker. Your stench is going to scare off the beasts.
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#382 | |
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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#383 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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You've got Nothing to offer this thread but to be an argumentative Rutt, you lop eared sow. Go stuff a Yugo in your hatchet wound.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: california
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#385 |
Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
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happy birthday Bwana- May your next kill put you in the recordbook.
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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![]() When I denied it and challenged the skank to show me where I had made such a statement it's reply was: " Oh I might have made a mistake, I don't care to go back and look". May your feminine itch powder turn to paste from the fumes exuding from that unwashed and unwanted slophole gaping from under your couch-ridden girth. |
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
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#388 |
Flop = Man of Steel!!
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: independence
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it's bwana's birthday?
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Grande amartilla me excitan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Katmandu
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#390 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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A MESSAGE FROM THE RURAL MIDWEST
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross states such as Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, (Careful, it might be a Blue State) Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, North Dakota, and South Dakota; those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a 'gravel road'. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four-wheel drive because I need it. Drive it or get it out of the way. 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you whipped... by our women. 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for...bait. 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you paid in the airport for one drink. 9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. 10. If you bring Coke into my house but it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. 11. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car you drive on weekends. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year. 12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow. 13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks--because they want to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute. 14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too--and turtle. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop. 15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstates 80 & 90 go two ways--Interstates 29 & 35 go the other two. Pick one and use it accordingly. 16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church. 17. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Understand the concept? 18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the ball into the water hazard. It spooks the fish. 19. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot...his name is "Sir"...no matter how old he is. Now, enjoy your visit and go home. |
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