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How tall is this thing?
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ground 0 for enema of US.
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First off, they lost nearly everyone interested when it came out pg13. You have Eli Roth, one of the premiere gory/graphic violence film directors on board, and then you neutralize his primary skill.
Casting 70 year old actresses to play two characters that aren't old women, along with a midget comedian to play the character that offered ZERO comic relief whatsoever in Roland. Top it off with flat out excluding major characters in Brick and Mordecai, and this ****er had no chance from the jump. Just tone deaf, utterly ****ing braindead approach to producing this film, and while it sucks that it happened to a film based on a game franchise I enjoy quite a bit (Bl 1&2 mostly), it is good for such a catastrophic failure to show what happens when you deviate from, or have no concept of your source material. Do the shit right, or just don't ****ing bother, and if you do, I will enjoy a good laugh watching your money spiral down the shitter. |
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#3 |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
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Jack Black... enough said
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#4 |
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
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Jack Black... enough said
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#5 |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
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Jack Black...
Maybe if I start smoking pot. |
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