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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:21 PM   #2251
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Bwhahaha am I supposed to be impressed by that???! A ranch house with a tiny swimming pool in it?

Nice try but no you lose once again.

I am 25 years old and am already doing very well for myself financially. Like I said before, I will be making 6 figures by the time I am 30 easily. The way I have networked it has gotten me far and I will go even farther.

You say you are almost 40 and you have been living in that puny little ranch house??? Bwahaha I dont know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.

Either way, hit the gym. Your arms are small and you are as white as a ghost too.
Well let's see your house genius.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:21 PM   #2252
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Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:22 PM   #2253
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Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
Get a bike and you'll close the deal next time.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:23 PM   #2254
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Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
I'll totally believe you for $10,000 in casino cash. You know.....to pay for my Audi.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:23 PM   #2255
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Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
You at least asked her out right?
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:23 PM   #2256
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You at least asked her out right?
She has a boyfriend.

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Get a bike and you'll close the deal next time.
GOD DAMMIT! I was driving a Red Durango.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:24 PM   #2257
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Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
Did you have any M&Ms or other small-sized food object with you?
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:24 PM   #2258
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Midnight, I understand that you are enjoying the attention. That's good. But, are you going to make an effort to move beyond this thread and become a good ChiefsPlanet citizen/member?
Alright sounds good I think this thread has run its course by now.

There was only a couple of posters willing to show themselves or their wives so I think I won that arguement right there.

Do want you want with this thread then.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:25 PM   #2259
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Did you have any M&Ms or other small-sized food object with you?
No, just my man meat hangin' in my pants.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:26 PM   #2260
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25? facial jewelry?
How else is he supposed to signal to the other guys that he sucks dik?
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Yep...you won once again.

Now take your $60k a year job and go pay for grammar and typing lessons.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:26 PM   #2262
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I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
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She has a boyfriend.
So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.
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So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.
She's probably lying..
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Alright sounds good I think this thread has run its course by now.

There was only a couple of posters willing to show themselves or their wives so I think I won that arguement right there.

Do want you want with this thread then.
I would argue that you've won nothing, but that's beside the point.

Now, in a show of good faith, I recommend that you apologize to Braincase for your idiotic remark.
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