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#1711 |
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#1712 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
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Good luck to you. You'll do fine.
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#1713 |
A certain set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: texas
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#1714 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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#1715 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#1716 |
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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don't call her exactly one hour after you told her you would. wait an hour and a half, then call and say you were busy writing.
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#1717 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Either that, or go the totally opposite route and tell her that you have writers block and can't stop thinking about what her pooper smells like.
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#1718 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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#1719 | |
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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if she is still there a couple hours in, say you have to go to an unscheduled practice early; use it to get both of you out of the bar. once you are out, find any reason to go to her place. Any reason at all; this should be your goal through the whole night. if she mentions anything about her place (what it looks like, who she lives with; a pet) drop a hint you want to see it/meet them/whatever. and talk a lot about writing about/covering the Chiefs. chicks love writers. but don't talk about football itself unless she is a sports nut. |
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I'll wait 15 minutes. Gotta take a shit. Maybe I should take a shit while I'm on the phone with her. Might distract me, ease my mind. |
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#1721 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#1722 |
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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I need updates.
can you take your laptop with you? If so, I'm not leaving this computer all night. |
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#1723 |
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Make sure you clean yourself well afterward. If she's a really dirty slut she might make your first time incredibly memorable.
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#1724 |
A certain set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: texas
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Claythan will tell her he's a regular poster on Chiefsplanet. Later she looks him up on here and sees two men kissing in his avatar.......lol...
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#1725 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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