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convict1983 · 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-01-2008, 05:32 PM

Haven't thought about this in a while and I'm sure we've been certain that this type of girl doesn't exist, but one of the Korean lady's, Melissa; she would start fooling around in my pants while I was sleeping. There were many nights I would wake up to her blowing/riding me.
At the time I felt violated... That didn't last long. That shit was ****ing great.

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-01-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Strangely, that's how my (non-Korean) wife is...when she wants to. No need for foreplay - just get right to it. It's getting the frequency up that's the challenge.

May be time to mix/spice things up a bit.

May be time for a passion party. I have a friend girl that does them for a living. They can be a lot of fun.

ChiefsFire · 07-01-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Haven't thought about this in a while and I'm sure we've been certain that this type of girl doesn't exist, but one of the Korean lady's, Melissa; she would start fooling around in my pants while I was sleeping. There were many nights I would wake up to her blowing/riding me.
At the time I felt violated... That didn't last long. That shit was ****ing great.

Melissa = your cat

**DaFace** · 07-01-2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

May be time to mix/spice things up a bit.

May be time for a passion party. I have a friend girl that does them for a living. They can be a lot of fun.

Ha, I don't think we're to that point YET.

Just a challenge to keep things interesting enough now that "married life" is setting in.

Hammock Parties · 07-01-2008, 07:21 PM

Holy shit, beach tribe is dating a ****ing model. Hot hot hot!

88TG88 · 07-01-2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFire

Melissa = your cat

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-01-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFire

Melissa = your cat

Even if I were on the outside, your attempt at a joke falls premature.

You've made 2 idiots laugh.

**TinyEvel** · 07-01-2008, 11:44 PM

This makes me want to resurrect my "went to Idaho, met a FOX" thread....

BWillie · 07-02-2008, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

You know I don't really see why you have to come in here and try to make yourself feel better than everybody else. You can pull tail, you are young, you have some money, you have a nice bike that attracts chicks. So what? Why do you feel that you need to brag about this to everybody? Are you really that insecure? You must have some problem with your own self worth and the relationship you have with your own identity otherwise you wouldn't try to come in here and belittle with this BS. This would be like when I bring a hot chick home from the bar, and then calling my grandpa and being like haha you loser you are having sex with a 67 year old woman.

teedubya · 07-05-2008, 10:19 AM

Beach Tribe's chick blows away Oompa Loompa's 'girl'

Mr. Plow · 07-08-2008, 12:23 PM

Anyone seen my rubber monkey?

ChiefsFire · 07-11-2008, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

Its time to end this. You've been exposed, gaylord.

Ouch

**TinyEvel** · 08-29-2008, 01:32 AM

wait. Does he have an "innie" or an "outie?"

I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!

11-02-2009, 10:16 AM

pretty messed up dude.... but yeah he did deserve it....

Deberg_1990 · 05-30-2012, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Haha people are too chicken $ hit to put pics of their girls online.

Looks like I win there.

And I highly doubt I will post pics of my bike online. I will give you a hint...its a new Yamaha.

Come back brah......this place needs you.

07-01-2008, 05:32 PM	#2296
QuikSsurfer Got swag? QuikSsurfer's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Madison, MS	Haven't thought about this in a while and I'm sure we've been certain that this type of girl doesn't exist, but one of the Korean lady's, Melissa; she would start fooling around in my pants while I was sleeping. There were many nights I would wake up to her blowing/riding me. At the time I felt violated... That didn't last long. That shit was ****ing great.
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07-01-2008, 07:21 PM	#2300
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Hammock Parties's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2002	Holy shit, beach tribe is dating a ****ing model. Hot hot hot!
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07-01-2008, 11:44 PM	#2303
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel TinyEvel's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.	This makes me want to resurrect my "went to Idaho, met a FOX" thread....
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07-08-2008, 12:23 PM	#2306
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08-29-2008, 01:32 AM	#2308
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel TinyEvel's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.	wait. Does he have an "innie" or an "outie?" I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!
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11-02-2009, 10:16 AM	#2309
Pink Paradise 2010 Guest	pretty messed up dude.... but yeah he did deserve it....
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