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View Poll Results: What should I say to adding Thursday night to the trip? | |||
SAY NO. If you're not watching the game in your lucky chair, wearing your lucky T-shirt, holding your lucky mug, they will lose. | 14 | 37.84% | |
SAY YES. There's like 16 other games you can watch this season. Couples time is sacred. | 1 | 2.70% | |
SAY YES, BUT... You have to eat dinner at one of those romantic restaurants that shows sports on big screens all over the room. | 10 | 27.03% | |
SAY YES, BUT... You can eat at any restaurant, but she will have to tape your phone to her forehead with the game streaming on it. | 1 | 2.70% | |
SAY YES, BUT... You must watch the game in the room and attempt a "Quadfecta" | 11 | 29.73% | |
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Yesterday, 01:39 PM | #2 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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If she's trying to schedule something on the Chiefs opening night, then she doesn't love you. She's probably already sleeping with the gardener.
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Yesterday, 01:41 PM | #3 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
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oh c'mon, man.
You know none of us can offer any advice without pics... |
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Yesterday, 01:42 PM | #4 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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Yesterday, 01:42 PM | #5 |
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Join Date: Nov 2022
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Tell her the Chiefs are the most important thing in your life and if she wants the honour of watching it with you then she's on sandwich duty. Also blowie at half time. Quick one though, don't wanna miss the kick off.
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Yesterday, 01:43 PM | #6 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Offer some dude at the hotel bar cash to raw dog her while you're watching the game in the other room.
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Yesterday, 01:44 PM | #7 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Chandler AZ
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Sounds like it's time to bang her sister.
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Yesterday, 01:45 PM | #8 |
Starter
Join Date: Apr 2024
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I have questions.
How much did the quadfecta cost and was it a real sport or like Strongman? |
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Yesterday, 01:46 PM | #9 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Yesterday, 01:49 PM | #10 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
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Yesterday, 01:49 PM | #11 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Yesterday, 01:50 PM | #12 |
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Join Date: Mar 2024
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Dump her and find a woman who has her priorities straight.
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Yesterday, 01:50 PM | #13 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
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Yesterday, 01:51 PM | #14 |
Rufus Dawes Jr.
Join Date: Aug 2000
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My wife is traveling for work starting on Thursday (opening night) and returns Monday.
I've never been more excited! |
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Yesterday, 01:52 PM | #15 |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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Can you watch the game with that old lady who slapped your ass?
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