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05-19-2014, 01:24 PM | #2 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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After heart surgery it took me a week and some laxatives. It'll come and when it does it'll be glorious.
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05-19-2014, 01:54 PM | #3 |
Now it's Willie Time!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Beating hippies
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In the mean time, install a seat belt and handles on your shitter.
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05-19-2014, 01:59 PM | #4 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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Claythanoscopy
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05-19-2014, 02:11 PM | #5 |
Now it's Willie Time!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Beating hippies
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05-19-2014, 02:13 PM | #6 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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05-19-2014, 02:11 PM | #7 |
Supporter
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Just think of how good its going to feel when it comes out -
I have attached a gif that I think is appropriate. Thank you, gentleman, you may now return to your business. |
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05-19-2014, 02:14 PM | #8 |
Diablo Negro
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Just go buy a bag of those sugar free gummy bears. Problem solved.
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05-19-2014, 02:14 PM | #9 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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just don't get a prolapse.
(I looked that one up once on the internetz.....never again) |
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05-19-2014, 02:16 PM | #10 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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05-19-2014, 02:16 PM | #11 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Update: 3:14 PM CDT
I continue to rip farts. Strangely, the beginning of each fart feels as if it might be the turd of destiny, that lets loose the tidal wave o shit....but I remain disappointed. A courier has been dispatched to deliver this secret "magnesium" bomb. The Anus will not stand against this chemical warfare. |
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05-19-2014, 02:17 PM | #12 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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"wave o' shit".
I didn't realize you were Irish |
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05-19-2014, 02:18 PM | #13 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
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Miralax
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05-19-2014, 03:49 PM | #14 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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05-19-2014, 03:50 PM | #15 |
Diablo Negro
Join Date: Sep 2003
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