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View Poll Results: What should I say to adding Thursday night to the trip? | |||
SAY NO. If you're not watching the game in your lucky chair, wearing your lucky T-shirt, holding your lucky mug, they will lose. | 13 | 37.14% | |
SAY YES. There's like 16 other games you can watch this season. Couples time is sacred. | 1 | 2.86% | |
SAY YES, BUT... You have to eat dinner at one of those romantic restaurants that shows sports on big screens all over the room. | 9 | 25.71% | |
SAY YES, BUT... You can eat at any restaurant, but she will have to tape your phone to her forehead with the game streaming on it. | 1 | 2.86% | |
SAY YES, BUT... You must watch the game in the room and attempt a "Quadfecta" | 11 | 31.43% | |
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Yesterday, 01:33 PM | Topic Starter |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Potential "romantic weekend" conflict with TNF opening game
I was all set for a spectacular long weekend with Chiefs hosting Ravens opening night then the following day we would drive down the coast to San Simeon and tour Hearst Castle with a couple nights beachside relaxation for the weekend.
Well, now she's suggesting we add a night and leave a day early -- Thursday, staying in romantic Carmel by the Sea that night. Trouble is, that's our opening night game. She knows I am a serious Chiefs fan and rarely miss a game. Especially the opener. Oh CP geniuses of life choice advice, what should I do? (poll forthcoming) (*The Quadfecta, is the rare event of four simultaneously awesome things at once. In this case, A shower beer, while getting a BJ, while watching sports -- achieved only once in this lifetime, in Las Vegas many years ago. As rare as haley's Comet I may never see another one in this lifetime) |
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Yesterday, 01:39 PM | #2 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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If she's trying to schedule something on the Chiefs opening night, then she doesn't love you. She's probably already sleeping with the gardener.
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Yesterday, 01:42 PM | #3 |
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Yesterday, 01:42 PM | #4 |
Veteran
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Tell her the Chiefs are the most important thing in your life and if she wants the honour of watching it with you then she's on sandwich duty. Also blowie at half time. Quick one though, don't wanna miss the kick off.
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Yesterday, 11:22 PM | #5 |
Woman should only make babies
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Yesterday, 01:41 PM | #6 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
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oh c'mon, man.
You know none of us can offer any advice without pics... |
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Yesterday, 01:43 PM | #7 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Offer some dude at the hotel bar cash to raw dog her while you're watching the game in the other room.
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Yesterday, 01:44 PM | #8 |
MVP
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Sounds like it's time to bang her sister.
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Yesterday, 01:45 PM | #9 |
Starter
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I have questions.
How much did the quadfecta cost and was it a real sport or like Strongman? |
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Yesterday, 01:46 PM | #10 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Yesterday, 01:53 PM | #11 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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This is history in the making.
You will regret not watching Chiefs and anything else you do won't be fun because you will be wishing you were watching the Chiefs. |
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Yesterday, 01:57 PM | #12 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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The couple in bed meme where she's thinking "I got him to not watch the Chiefs" and him "Stupid bitch tricked me into not watching the Chiefs"
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Yesterday, 01:49 PM | #13 |
Just a li'l Evel
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Yesterday, 02:08 PM | #14 |
The talking stonehead
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Yesterday, 01:49 PM | #15 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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