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Old 06-24-2024, 07:08 PM  
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Hippo vs. Woolly Mammoth
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Old 06-24-2024, 07:12 PM   #2
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WM. They could weigh 13,000 pounds. And those tusks. Not close.
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Old 06-24-2024, 07:14 PM   #3
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I don't think the hippo could take an animal that large. Maybe in the water but I dunno
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Old 06-24-2024, 07:28 PM   #4
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Produce the fictious WM and then we can talk
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Old 06-24-2024, 07:30 PM   #5
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Does the woolly mammoth talk like Ray Romano?
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Old 06-25-2024, 06:03 AM   #6
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Does the woolly mammoth talk like Ray Romano?
I hope so.
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Old 06-25-2024, 06:32 AM   #7
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They're genetically engineering the Wooly. It can sound like whatever they want.
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Old 06-25-2024, 08:35 AM   #8
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Removing weather as a factor (Heat or cold is a disadvantage to one side no matter what, and they come from completely seperate climates); Wooly Mammoth wins it. Projected that it was larger than an elephant by 3000 lbs, it basically would weigh twice as much as the largest Hippo.

Even if the Hippo got a leg, it's not pulling the mammoth in the water. And even if it cripples a leg, it's not getting the others without being knocked through the air by a giant tusk.

Ray Romano wins.

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Old 06-25-2024, 09:00 AM   #9
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Now we're getting silly.
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Old 06-25-2024, 09:31 AM   #10
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Now we're getting silly.
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Old 06-25-2024, 11:32 AM   #11
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My eyes saw Wooly Mammoth.

My brain thought wooly caterpillar.
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Old 06-25-2024, 12:19 PM   #12
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I'm confused by the terms. When we say "wooly mammoth" are we talking about the extinct elephant-like mammal? When we say "hippo" are we talking about the big mammals in Africa that spend almost all of their time in a river?

Because a fight between a "wooly mammoth" and a "hippo" could just as easily describe a fight between 2 students in a dorm at an all-girl liberal arts college in Ohio. Asking for a friend.
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Old 06-25-2024, 02:18 PM   #13
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There should be an official website for animal vs animal theoretical combat rankings so we can get to the worlds opinion on this and other matchups.
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Old 06-25-2024, 07:48 PM   #14
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This isn't even a serious question

A rhino can't outmatch a modern elephant, so it will be destroyed by a mammoth
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