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royr17 · 08-22-2004, 11:11 PM

Ok, guys im not gonna get to meet her this week cause her aunt passes away today and she wont be able to come see me until probably next week.

Fairplay · 08-22-2004, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Ok, guys im not gonna get to meet her this week cause her aunt passes away today and she wont be able to come see me until probably next week.

Thats ok, did you get some good pointers through this thread? I hope so, you have to hunt and peck for them but they are there. Phobia had some good advice i know.

KCWolfman · 08-23-2004, 01:25 AM

Leave a 50.00 bill on the nightstand and all is solved.

Fairplay · 08-23-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Ok, guys im not gonna get to meet her this week cause her aunt passes away today and she wont be able to come see me until probably next week.

This reminds me of Bwana's thread about the change jar. We have to wait a while to find out what happens.

royr17 · 08-23-2004, 04:30 AM

yea she's gonna try to come down on friday dont know for sure yet and yes i did get some good pointers out of this thread.

Fairplay · 08-23-2004, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by royr17

yea she's gonna try to come down on friday dont know for sure yet and yes i did get some good pointers out of this thread.

Excellent dude. Tell us the details of how it goes my friend.

**morphius** · 08-23-2004, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by royr17

yea she's gonna try to come down on friday dont know for sure yet and yes i did get some good pointers out of this thread.

Since you have a bit more time, start looking to find some good music from a pr0n movie; 'cause I swear every single time that music start plays, someone's getting laid.

jspchief · 08-23-2004, 06:36 AM

Wow. I'm gone for a weekend and look what I miss. Luckily, we have an extra week to get him prepared now.

I think you need to look at the specifics of the situation a little closer. She's 23. That means one of a couple of things.

1.Is she nerdy? Maybe she's a virgin also. If so, she either really wants it also, or she's holding out for the "right guy". If she's holding out, it's gonna take longer than a weekend but things will work themselves out. If she's just trying to knock her first boot as well, add booze and enjoy.

2. If you know she's "experienced", then the question is how experienced? By 23, most girls have had multiple partners. They've also lived the bar scene where they've met plenty of guys just looking to get laid. Sometimes they just want to get laid too...and sometimes one night stands are a total turn-off. Just hope you get her in the right mood. Chances are, if you're a 20 yr old virgin, you're not the type to stir her "I wanna be dirty" rumblings. Forget about smooth moves and saying witty things. At 23, she's seen all that bullshit. Just be yourself. The harder you "try" to get in the pants of a 23 yr old girl, the more she'll be turned off.

3. Alcohol. It sounds like you two haven't done any "fooling around" yet. If that's the case, she's not going to screw the first time you make out...unless she's wasted. And that's still a maybe. And she'll need to be a slut. She may be thinking she'd like to screw, but if she's sober her conscience will override her hormones.

4. The virgin factor. A lot of girls have never bagged a virgin (unless it was that high school "first for both of us" thing). At 23 she probably thinks there are no virgin males over the age of 16. She may like the idea of showing you the ropes. It could help your chances. But it could hurt your chances. She may think it's sad, or wonder what's wrong with you. That's where you have to use your instincts. If she appears to really like you, and the conversation or action turns toward gettin busy, you might let her know that you're a cherry. If you're not sure if she's into you, don't tell her yet.

Seriously, forget about doing it on the first night/weekend. If it was some girl you picked up at the bar that night it would be one thing, but this isn't a good "one night stand" scenario. Add your lack of experience and your chances are about zero of making it happen in one day. Just work on laying the ground work. If you guys have never kissed, just work on some kissing, maybe some heavy making out with a little bit of roman hands. If you have already made out with her before, it's time to feel her tits. Maybe get in her pants and bang her, or maybe she'll play a little tug of war. You gotta crawl before you can walk. And it helps to get really good at crawling, to build confidence for that first step.

MOhillbilly · 08-23-2004, 08:59 AM

gag-ball
duct-tape

ROYC75 · 08-23-2004, 09:29 AM

This thread is still unbelievable !

BTA, it has been very funny !

**Iowanian** · 08-23-2004, 09:31 AM

The Bottle pic reminds me of the SNL skit "Appalacian Emergency Room"

"Whatcha get in there ta-day Tyler?"

Appropriately enough, III IS!!! writing from Kentucky.

ROYC75 · 08-23-2004, 09:35 AM

Like the slogan says, " Things go better with Coke ".

bogie · 08-23-2004, 12:52 PM

Not that I don't enjoy the bottle up the ass thing...but to get back to the original question. If you're 20 and a virgin and she's 23, odds are she's more experienced than you. You need to relax, be yourself and let it happen. There's a good chance she may lead. Like others have said, brush your teeth and wash all areas of your body that are indented.

Raiderhater · 08-23-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie

Not that I don't enjoy the bottle up the ass thing...but to get back to the original question. If you're 20 and a virgin and she's 23, odds are she's more experienced than you. You need to relax, be yourself and let it happen. There's a good chance she may lead. Like others have said, brush your teeth and wash all areas of your body that are indented.

Like, my forehead?

08-22-2004, 11:11 PM	#2
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08-23-2004, 06:36 AM	#9
jspchief BAMF jspchief's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Your Face	Wow. I'm gone for a weekend and look what I miss. Luckily, we have an extra week to get him prepared now. I think you need to look at the specifics of the situation a little closer. She's 23. That means one of a couple of things. 1.Is she nerdy? Maybe she's a virgin also. If so, she either really wants it also, or she's holding out for the "right guy". If she's holding out, it's gonna take longer than a weekend but things will work themselves out. If she's just trying to knock her first boot as well, add booze and enjoy. 2. If you know she's "experienced", then the question is how experienced? By 23, most girls have had multiple partners. They've also lived the bar scene where they've met plenty of guys just looking to get laid. Sometimes they just want to get laid too...and sometimes one night stands are a total turn-off. Just hope you get her in the right mood. Chances are, if you're a 20 yr old virgin, you're not the type to stir her "I wanna be dirty" rumblings. Forget about smooth moves and saying witty things. At 23, she's seen all that bullshit. Just be yourself. The harder you "try" to get in the pants of a 23 yr old girl, the more she'll be turned off. 3. Alcohol. It sounds like you two haven't done any "fooling around" yet. If that's the case, she's not going to screw the first time you make out...unless she's wasted. And that's still a maybe. And she'll need to be a slut. She may be thinking she'd like to screw, but if she's sober her conscience will override her hormones. 4. The virgin factor. A lot of girls have never bagged a virgin (unless it was that high school "first for both of us" thing). At 23 she probably thinks there are no virgin males over the age of 16. She may like the idea of showing you the ropes. It could help your chances. But it could hurt your chances. She may think it's sad, or wonder what's wrong with you. That's where you have to use your instincts. If she appears to really like you, and the conversation or action turns toward gettin busy, you might let her know that you're a cherry. If you're not sure if she's into you, don't tell her yet. Seriously, forget about doing it on the first night/weekend. If it was some girl you picked up at the bar that night it would be one thing, but this isn't a good "one night stand" scenario. Add your lack of experience and your chances are about zero of making it happen in one day. Just work on laying the ground work. If you guys have never kissed, just work on some kissing, maybe some heavy making out with a little bit of roman hands. If you have already made out with her before, it's time to feel her tits. Maybe get in her pants and bang her, or maybe she'll play a little tug of war. You gotta crawl before you can walk. And it helps to get really good at crawling, to build confidence for that first step.
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08-23-2004, 12:52 PM	#14
bogie West Coast Chief bogie's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: california	Not that I don't enjoy the bottle up the ass thing...but to get back to the original question. If you're 20 and a virgin and she's 23, odds are she's more experienced than you. You need to relax, be yourself and let it happen. There's a good chance she may lead. Like others have said, brush your teeth and wash all areas of your body that are indented.
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