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Old 01-15-2013, 05:13 PM  
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This Week's Important Florida News!
Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

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Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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Old 04-26-2023, 12:07 PM   #1021
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Old 04-26-2023, 12:24 PM   #1022
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Can confirm! Idiots that retire to Florida (in particular new yorkers) act like the same jagoffs they were before they moved here.
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Old 04-26-2023, 02:49 PM   #1023
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HA!!! The fat guy tried a hiatsu kick to the chest and fell on his ass. It was game over at that point!
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Old 04-26-2023, 03:36 PM   #1024
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HA!!! The fat guy tried a hiatsu kick to the chest and fell on his ass. It was game over at that point!
That was embarrassing
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Old 04-26-2023, 03:45 PM   #1025
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That was embarrassing
I know, and I just kept watching it over and over!
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Old 04-26-2023, 06:31 PM   #1026
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Can confirm! Idiots that retire to Florida (in particular new yorkers) act like the same jagoffs they were before they moved here.
Yeah....NO.

I am one of those people who retired here in Florida. Pretty sure idiocy is not indigenous to people who come here to retire.
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Old 04-26-2023, 06:55 PM   #1027
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Old 04-26-2023, 06:58 PM   #1028
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Yeah....NO.

I am one of those people who retired here in Florida. Pretty sure idiocy is not indigenous to people who come here to retire.
you can literally hear the new york accents in the clip. Nice try though
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Old 04-26-2023, 07:45 PM   #1029
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you can literally hear the new york accents in the clip. Nice try though
Oh...I recognize the accent and laugh at the ignorance and stupidity.

I was more addressing your silly generalization that anyone who retired to Florida who didn't grow up here were idiots.

But carry on....
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Old 04-26-2023, 08:37 PM   #1030
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Yeah....NO.

I am one of those people who retired here in Florida. Pretty sure idiocy is not indigenous to people who come here to retire.
I moved for a 50% raise from the KC market. Since doubled again. Bought a house before the boom made prices ridiculous. Now, I'm a year or two from retirement. Been another decade if I'd stayed in KC. Miss going to every game but Florida man notwithstanding, its a great place to live.
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Old 05-25-2023, 01:50 PM   #1032
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Lol, I mean, I’m speechless. You think FL news can’t get any weirder, and then they literally go “ hold my beer.”

https://www.wcjb.com/2023/05/24/man-...roommate-neck/
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Old 05-25-2023, 02:07 PM   #1033
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Lol, I mean, I’m speechless. You think FL news can’t get any weirder, and then they literally go “ hold my beer.”

https://www.wcjb.com/2023/05/24/man-...roommate-neck/
If I had a roommate that looked like that, I would think that the probability of him stabbing me in the neck one day was rather high. The cat costume might surprise me though.
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