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01-30-2015, 02:38 PM | #2 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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Nope. It's like shitting rocks.
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01-30-2015, 02:38 PM | #3 |
It Goes On
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
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For about three weeks, I've been eating little more than salads, soups, and Raisin Bran/ Mini Wheats.
I've been firing sludge out of my ass that would embarrass a hippie on a commune. |
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01-31-2015, 12:44 AM | #4 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly, Please don't be Jilly!!
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01-31-2015, 06:38 AM | #5 | |
It Goes On
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
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01-30-2015, 02:39 PM | #6 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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I never go #2 in a public place, save for those times when it is an absolute must. Always at home. I'm OK in hotel rooms.
I've attended plenty of 3 day music festivals. Always held my shit till I got home. Shrug.emoticon |
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01-30-2015, 02:44 PM | #7 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
Join Date: May 2007
Location: ft.lauderdale
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2 scoops of Rocky Road with a swirl of soft serve on top.
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Posts: 21,429
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01-30-2015, 10:09 PM | #8 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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I completely destroyed one of the toilets at work tonight. Damn Mexican food.
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01-30-2015, 10:22 PM | #9 |
I like Pie!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In my garage
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I pretty much poop twice a day, It's the butt hair that gives me grief. I should get my butt waxed.
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01-30-2015, 10:50 PM | #10 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Not many clean breaks lately
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01-30-2015, 11:36 PM | #11 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Be sure you guys are using butt-tastic TP - something such as Quilted Norther at a minimum, go that tier-level at a minimum. Don't buy in to that Angel Soft nonsense.
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01-31-2015, 12:19 AM | #12 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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I started adding flax seed to my salads. It was really cheap at the grocery store and I wanted a break from my usual sesame seeds. I like the taste and the consistency. I've heard that it has healthy stuff in there although you may want to grind it to get all the good stuff out of there. I don't grind mine, I just sprinkle it on. It's like a shotgun blast through the bowels. Apparently I needed the fiber because the first few shits smelled like they had been in there since elementary school. I shit once or twice a day depending on how much I eat. Occasionally I get three good shits a day. Pretty nice.
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01-31-2015, 12:32 AM | #13 | |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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01-31-2015, 01:12 AM | #14 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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I might give it a go in the coffee grinder. I got a fairly large container of the stuff for only a few bucks at the grocery store. I still have a good sized Ziploc bag that is close to full. Is the flavor any different after grinding? I find it to be a pleasant addition to my typical salad.
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01-31-2015, 01:25 AM | #15 | |
You Sweetie!
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