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Garcia Bronco · 10-21-2021, 10:20 AM

“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”

-WS

Mennonite · 10-21-2021, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”

-WS

Out: “Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow"

In: "See you later, alligator. "

Garcia Bronco · 10-21-2021, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite

Out: “Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow"

In: "See you later, alligator. "

Oy...

Mennonite · 10-21-2021, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

Oy...

Wrong play. You might be thinking of The Merchant of Venice.

Garcia Bronco · 10-21-2021, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite

Wrong play. You might be thinking of The Merchant of Venice.

Interesting...in which way...that the public didn't get their actual pound of flesh (all I remember about the play)

ghak99 · 10-21-2021, 10:27 AM

TLO · 10-21-2021, 10:30 AM

Do a barrel roll!!!

Sassy Squatch · 10-21-2021, 10:38 AM

So the parents went out and "found" his belongings next to a body that's going to be incredibly hard to identify?

ghak99 · 10-21-2021, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle

So the parents went out and "found" his belongings next to a body that's going to be incredibly hard to identify?

I don't know what they actually found, but you don't need much dna to complete a parentage test. It would at least confirm the body part was a piece of a child of theirs.

Mennonite · 10-21-2021, 10:54 AM

And everybody said I was crazy when I said Betty White was going to turn out to be at the very heart of this whole sordid affair.

**Bwana** · 10-21-2021, 04:31 PM

Brian Laundrie remains confirmed by FBI. A comparison of dental records confirmed Laundrie's identity.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundrie-remains-confirmed-by-fbi

ModSocks · 10-21-2021, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Brian Laundrie remains confirmed by FBI. A comparison of dental records confirmed Laundrie's identity.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundrie-remains-confirmed-by-fbi

He shoulda smashed his face up with a hammer first.

Every good serial killer knows to destroy the teeth.

Spott · 10-21-2021, 04:39 PM

Bring him in for a look?

**Bugeater** · 10-21-2021, 04:58 PM

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Bring him in for a look?

Did we sign this piece of shit yet?

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