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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-21-2014, 08:01 AM   #2
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The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making sounds
The pirate:

Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin.

She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg!


The dolphin:

Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh"
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Old 12-21-2014, 08:46 AM   #3
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The pirate:

Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin.

She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg!


The dolphin:

Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh"
Doesn't seem nice II
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Old 12-21-2014, 08:46 AM   #4
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The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making monkey sounds
Doesn't seem nice.
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:11 PM   #5
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You Put the bald man in
You pull the bald man out
And you shake it all around
That's what it's all about
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:40 PM   #6
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Jesus Christ!!

Rhythm is definitely NOT gonna get you.

That might be the whitest, most middle aged, ****ing casserole supper and TV Guide, shit I've read in a while.
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:44 PM   #7
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Jesus Christ!!

Rhythm is definitely NOT gonna get you.

That might be the whitest, most middle aged, ****ing casserole supper and TV Guide, shit I've read in a while.
Curse you for influencing me to read it. Yea, the transition to the 4ht line hurt.
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Old 12-20-2014, 02:24 PM   #8
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Jesus Christ!!

Rhythm is definitely NOT gonna get you.

That might be the whitest, most middle aged, ****ing casserole supper and TV Guide, shit I've read in a while.
Blow me










See what I did there!
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:40 PM   #9
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I try sweet home Alabama but it always sounds more like La Bamba
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:42 PM   #10
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:54 PM   #11
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Okay, well at least she's not alone (I guess):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooter
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:10 PM   #12
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His nickname was "Crazy Cooter"?



Mischief commences... And she won't get too mad, because it's my birthday tomorrow and she takes those seriously.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:13 PM   #13
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His nickname was "Crazy Cooter"?



Mischief commences... And she won't get too mad, because it's my birthday tomorrow and she takes those seriously.
We are 3 days apart.

That explains so much.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:20 PM   #14
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We are 3 days apart.

That explains so much.
Wife's is the 18th. We should have a threesome next year.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:22 PM   #15
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Wife's is the 18th. We should have a threesome next year.
My step dad's is the 16th, can't we just trade?

Your wife is hot but Cooter was never my favorite character.
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