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Old 04-11-2024, 06:49 AM  
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****ing Schwauns man…
Anyone know this outfit? Used to be a big yellow/cream truck, rolled around the neighborhood.

Well, I’m trying to rid my mother’s house of this stuff…

Got into a bag of “roasted veggies”, figured, **** it man, I’ve got some rice here, some pork…. Let’s cook up some porked fried rice and veggies…

But this damn bag is full of potatoes! It’s cooked up well, but now it’s like I’ve gotta make eggs and breakfast with it. But I guess the rice has to wait?!? This is bullshit.

Life ain’t easy as a white man with options.
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Old 04-11-2024, 08:24 AM   #16
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I once got hit by a Schwan's truck jogging. Poor bastard stopped and ran out thinking he had killed me.
He immediately tried to upsale you on corn nuggets, didn't he?
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Old 04-11-2024, 08:27 AM   #17
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Old 04-11-2024, 08:29 AM   #18
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I once got hit by a Schwan's truck jogging. Poor bastard stopped and ran out thinking he had killed me.
Stay the **** outta the road
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Old 04-11-2024, 08:49 AM   #19
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Stay the **** outta the road
It was a residential side street next to a church with no sidewalks, relax beavis.
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Old 04-11-2024, 08:55 AM   #20
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I once got hit by a Schwan's truck jogging. Poor bastard stopped and ran out thinking he had killed me.
Running from Pitbulls?
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:00 AM   #21
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:05 AM   #22
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Running from Pitbulls?
Never run. They are faster than you.
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:07 AM   #23
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I once got hit by a Schwan's truck jogging. Poor bastard stopped and ran out thinking he had killed me.
Call Brown & Crouppen, that's easy money they'll make you.

Pro-tip...walk with a limp.
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:08 AM   #24
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Never run. They are faster than you.
Have they not seen your hill video?
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:09 AM   #25
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Call Brown & Crouppen, that's easy money they'll make you.

Pro-tip...walk with a limp.
It was at least five years ago and I wasn't hurt. Not interested in destroying the poor schwan man's life.
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:09 AM   #26
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****ing FacePlanet.

Pro Tip: You don't have to post every thought you have on CP like some coked up stripper texting her friends at 3 a.m.

I know, rght? CP is for posting well informed legal analysis of criminal cases.


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Old 04-11-2024, 09:10 AM   #27
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Maybe your husband can cook for you
It’s been a day. Wish he could, but he’s been busy, busy ****ing your mom with your pop lighting fireworks while attempting to engage, but those 80’s camcorders make it a tough sell. Not sure where you’ve been, but it’s getting hot up in here…
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:12 AM   #28
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Does your buddy know you're ****ing the Schwauns man?
He doesn’t. Can we keep this a secret just between you and me?
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:30 AM   #29
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Mom used to be on a route. I don't think they run routes out here anymore. Someone once told me you could order something off a website and get it delivered, but hell if I know.

I'll be damned if I don't miss the shit though. The icecream was really friggin good and the food, while some of it was hit or miss, the stuff that was good was really good and most of it I wasn't able to get a reasonable facsimile anywhere.

That was a long time ago though and it may all be different these days.
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Old 04-11-2024, 10:04 AM   #30
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I once got hit by a Schwan's truck jogging. Poor bastard stopped and ran out thinking he had killed me.
Was the truck being driven by a Pit Bull?
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