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Old 04-05-2024, 12:26 PM  
scho63 scho63 is offline
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Crazy news day: Is this the start of the Apocalypse ?

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1. Earthquake in New Jersey 4.8 magnitude
2. Raccoon attacks two people at Hershey Park opening day
3. Statue of Liberty torch hit by direct lightning strike
4. Elephant kills elderly man on Safari
5. Bird flu detected in cows in Texas
6. Pig kidney transplant patient leaves hospital
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Old 04-05-2024, 01:55 PM   #16
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In the last 24 hours:

1. Earthquake in New Jersey 4.8 magnitude
2. Raccoon attacks two people at Hershey Park opening day
3. Statue of Liberty torch hit by direct lightning strike
4. Elephant kills elderly man on Safari
5. Bird flu detected in cows in Texas
6. Pig kidney transplant patient leaves hospital
When it starts raining locusts I'll be concerned
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:18 PM   #17
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Don’t read stuff about the eclipse… The shit people are posting is just nuts.. Why are people so batshit crazy???
Dude....tell me about it. My wife has turned into a full on doomsday prepper thanks to social media.
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:22 PM   #18
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:33 PM   #19
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When it starts raining locusts I'll be concerned
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/04/s...-invasion.html
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:36 PM   #20
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:37 PM   #21
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In the last 24 hours:

1. Earthquake in New Jersey 4.8 magnitude
2. Raccoon attacks two people at Hershey Park opening day
3. Statue of Liberty torch hit by direct lightning strike
4. Elephant kills elderly man on Safari
5. Bird flu detected in cows in Texas
6. Pig kidney transplant patient leaves hospital
I think the elephant killing the guy on Zambia was a few days ago. Maybe I'm wrong. Don't want to be a 'but akshually .... dickhead.'

Having said that, your other points are very well taken. Just remember, Revelation 6:12:

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood (KJV)

What does this mean? A great earthquake precedes the earth becoming black. What happens early next week? A total eclipse of the sun, which means the sun will be black. Who sang about a total eclipse? Bonnie Tyler, although her eclipse was of the heart, but still. What movie? Footloose. Who starred in Footloose? Kevin Bacon. What else did he star in? Tremors. What did that involve? Earthquakes. The only logical conclusion is that giant worms are moving under NYC and they will emerge during next week's eclipse to devour the populace. You have been warned.
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:38 PM   #22
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okay we are doomed

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Old 04-05-2024, 02:50 PM   #23
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.there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood
That was no earthquake. It obviously was a volcano that spewed ashes into the atmosphere that blocked the sun and made the moon red.

They didn't have CNN at that time.
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:51 PM   #24
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That was no earthquake. It obviously was a volcano that spewed ashes into the atmosphere that blocked the sun and made the moon red.

They didn't have CNN at that time.
Which was likely caused by HAARP.
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:54 PM   #25
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:55 PM   #26
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:57 PM   #27
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:58 PM   #28
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There are some sublime conspiracy theories about the upcoming eclipse. I don't know why people are so ****ing stupid, but they are.
Please tell me there's a DC thread about these theories. It almost certainly sounds like something they would post over there.
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Old 04-05-2024, 02:58 PM   #29
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Apparently there are zombies too because Lori Vallow murdered her own kids cuz she thought they were zombies.
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Old 04-05-2024, 03:09 PM   #30
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Given that all of those trivial events either occured in the USA or involved US citizens, it's more likely that this could be the start of an Americapocalypse instead.
You're probably more right than you're comfortable considering...
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