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Old 04-11-2024, 06:49 AM  
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****ing Schwauns man…
Anyone know this outfit? Used to be a big yellow/cream truck, rolled around the neighborhood.

Well, I’m trying to rid my mother’s house of this stuff…

Got into a bag of “roasted veggies”, figured, **** it man, I’ve got some rice here, some pork…. Let’s cook up some porked fried rice and veggies…

But this damn bag is full of potatoes! It’s cooked up well, but now it’s like I’ve gotta make eggs and breakfast with it. But I guess the rice has to wait?!? This is bullshit.

Life ain’t easy as a white man with options.
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Old 04-11-2024, 10:36 AM   #31
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Old 04-11-2024, 10:56 AM   #32
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I once got hit by a Schwan's truck jogging. Poor bastard stopped and ran out thinking he had killed me.
Fail thread material…
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Old 04-11-2024, 11:06 AM   #33
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Old 04-11-2024, 12:25 PM   #34
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Old 04-11-2024, 02:02 PM   #35
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I almost worked for Schwans years ago. Even went with a driver on a route. After that I was like ehhh I don’t think so.

Dude told me it’s a job where you’re dealing with housewives 99 percent of the time. He said if you do it long enough, one will inevitably come on to you because the husbands not around.

Said it happened to him several times.

I didn’t ask if he consummated anything.
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Old 04-11-2024, 02:03 PM   #36
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Old 04-11-2024, 07:41 PM   #37
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One summer when I was a kid, my mom and sister and I were painting the trim on the front of the house. The Schwann's man stopped and my mom got off the ladder to talk to him about her order. I pretended to flick my paintbrush at him as a joke. Paint actually came off and hit him in the back of the head. My sister and I almost fell off our ladders laughing. Then he rubbed the back of his head with his hand, smearing it in his hair.

That's my Schwann's story.
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Old 04-11-2024, 09:36 PM   #38
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I almost worked for Schwans years ago. Even went with a driver on a route. After that I was like ehhh I don’t think so.

Dude told me it’s a job where you’re dealing with housewives 99 percent of the time. He said if you do it long enough, one will inevitably come on to you because the husbands not around.

Said it happened to him several times.

I didn’t ask if he consummated anything.
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