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Old 08-15-2003, 10:52 PM   #2
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(hope it's not as bad as the chair incident)
She and dawsonpa need to start a sympathy club.
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Old 02-04-2005, 01:39 PM   #3
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bump... before I move it to the Hall of Classics.
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Old 02-04-2005, 02:14 PM   #4
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bump... before I move it to the Hall of Classics.


Oh, most definitely!
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:56 PM   #5
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(hope it's not as bad as the chair incident)
I must have missed that one...
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Old 08-15-2003, 11:00 PM   #6
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I must have missed that one...
Me too....


Do tell....
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Old 08-15-2003, 11:30 PM   #7
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I must have missed that one...
That would be at the Adams Mark, Was in the room for 10 minutes maybe and when I turned to reach for food. The chair legs in the rear collapsed. Throwing me backwards hitting my head on the nightstand. Splitting my head open and sending me to the ER. Neckbrace and back brace.Got comped for my room and a free lunch. But missed the dam game. Colder than hell not a big miss. Everybody came came back to the bar to watch the second half. Beat red colder than he##
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Old 08-15-2003, 11:33 PM   #8
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That would be at the Adams Mark, Was in the room for 10 minutes maybe and when I turned to reach for food. The chair legs in the rear collapsed. Throwing me backwards hitting my head on the nightstand. Splitting my head open and sending me to the ER. Neckbrace and back brace.Got comped for my room and a free lunch. But missed the dam game. Colder than hell not a big miss. Everybody came came back to the bar to watch the second half. Beat red colder than he##
OUCH!

Well, FWIW, this was MUCH funnier than the chair incident.
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Old 08-15-2003, 11:36 PM   #9
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That would be at the Adams Mark, Was in the room for 10 minutes maybe and when I turned to reach for food. The chair legs in the rear collapsed. Throwing me backwards hitting my head on the nightstand. Splitting my head open and sending me to the ER. Neckbrace and back brace.Got comped for my room and a free lunch. But missed the dam game. Colder than hell not a big miss. Everybody came came back to the bar to watch the second half. Beat red colder than he##
IT sounds like misfortune has a way of finding you. Which game was it?
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:51 PM   #10
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That one was worth decoding!!! Sorry, tk, glad that you got through it okay, but that was awfully funny.
started funny and ended funny..........the middle WAS NOT..........IT HURT LIKE CHIT.......Took 2 muscle relaxers and still hurt. But can't see too well.. It was funnnnnnnnny if you had seen my ass up......but I finally fell in a space that no one should have fit in.........OMG...................
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:53 PM   #11
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but I finally fell in a space that no one should have fit in.........OMG...................
That happened to me, too. I had to get married because of it.
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Old 08-16-2003, 04:03 PM   #12
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That happened to me, too. I had to get married because of it.


Classic.
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:50 PM   #13
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It's stories like these that you should take to the grave....

Like the one I'm fix'n to tell.

My wife has a little lap dog, a Maltese. When he's ready for a bath, she drops him in the shower with me. Yesterday was that day. Normally, he's pretty mild about bathing because he knows he's gonna get a treat afterwards, but he wanted OUT of the shower.... So, I'm done bathing him and I rinse him off and I'm shampooing my own hair.... Close my eyes to rinse for 3 seconds and that damn dog had shit while my eyes were closed. Unbelievable.

This is a very finicky dog. He has an eating routine, an elaborate going to bed routine, and he takes 10 minutes to take a shit because he has to find the right spot and do his stupid poop dance.... I was shocked, but thought it was so funny that I didn't kick his ass.

Okay, this isn't half as funny as TK ass up in the air....

Just imagine if it wasn't the phone you dropped, TK. If it was a vibrator, you'd still be back there..... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:58 PM   #14
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It's stories like these that you should take to the grave....

Like the one I'm fix'n to tell.

My wife has a little lap dog, a Maltese. When he's ready for a bath, she drops him in the shower with me. Yesterday was that day. Normally, he's pretty mild about bathing because he knows he's gonna get a treat afterwards, but he wanted OUT of the shower.... So, I'm done bathing him and I rinse him off and I'm shampooing my own hair.... Close my eyes to rinse for 3 seconds and that damn dog had shit while my eyes were closed. Unbelievable.

This is a very finicky dog. He has an eating routine, an elaborate going to bed routine, and he takes 10 minutes to take a shit because he has to find the right spot and do his stupid poop dance.... I was shocked, but thought it was so funny that I didn't kick his ass.

Okay, this isn't half as funny as TK ass up in the air....

Just imagine if it wasn't the phone you dropped, TK. If it was a vibrator, you'd still be back there..... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Phone is/WAS necessary........Thank God......... The vibrator would always be 2nd.
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Old 08-15-2003, 11:01 PM   #15
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Phone is/WAS necessary........Thank God......... The vibrator would always be 2nd.
Now there's an idea.... "Look ladies! The amazing cordless phone vibrator from Verizon! Star 69 is not just a redial code anymore!"
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