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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

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Old 05-02-2021, 11:13 PM   #1066
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I am so very saddened to read this. For a change, I am at a loss for words.

In my 20's I wrote and delivered my grand mothers eulogy. In my 40's, did the same for my Mother. I was heavily praised for both. Then one day, I realized that whoever did my eulogy couldn't do it better than me, so I wrote mine. Eulogies are tricky...it is your only chance to write something about someone and truly capture a bit of their essence. For me, as well as all those here that didn't get one, I may just post mine here... Wadda ya think?
I got this...


Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Burt. Burt was a great guy who...ummmm....errrrr....ummm....had a bunch of really big watches....?
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Old 05-03-2021, 07:35 AM   #1068
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Over 20 years going back to the old Star board for some of us. That's a fair chunk of life. I was 19 when this place started up, I'll be 40 next month.
Why does you turning 40 somehow make me feel older? I'm not as much older than you as I thought I was. Still, with you always being referred to as the baby of the bunch, I guess I just always thought of you as being much younger (have I made you feel old yet?).
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Old 05-03-2021, 08:32 AM   #1069
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I got this...


Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Burt. Burt was a great guy who...ummmm....errrrr....ummm....had a bunch of really big watches....?
That would suffice if everyone immediately afterwards did a shot of tequila!!! And perhaps mention my magnificent ass scar...

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Old 05-03-2021, 08:48 AM   #1070
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Quality deathbed attention whoring.
Really? You are the antithesis of Patty...
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Old 05-03-2021, 08:56 AM   #1071
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All very well done. RIP Patteau.
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Old 05-03-2021, 09:05 AM   #1072
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Really? You are the antithesis of Patty...
All while screaming how morally and mentally superior it is.

RIP Pat
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Old 05-03-2021, 09:42 AM   #1073
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Quality deathbed attention whoring.
Rainman is on his deathbed? Not another one.
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Old 05-03-2021, 10:11 AM   #1074
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Over 20 years going back to the old Star board for some of us. That's a fair chunk of life. I was 19 when this place started up, I'll be 40 next month.
You're still a young man. I was just getting started raising my Family when I started posting on the Star Board. Now, I'm probably 2-3 years away from retiring. Crazy shit, but I've enjoyed my time here on CP. It feels like home....a home for dysfunctional people, but home nonetheless
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Old 05-03-2021, 10:14 AM   #1075
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Rainman is on his deathbed? Not another one.
Like 20% of the quality CP content would go with his departure.
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Old 05-03-2021, 11:03 AM   #1076
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Why does you turning 40 somehow make me feel older? I'm not as much older than you as I thought I was. Still, with you always being referred to as the baby of the bunch, I guess I just always thought of you as being much younger (have I made you feel old yet?).
I refuse to feel old. Mom once referred to me as her Peter Pan… seems appropriate.
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Old 05-03-2021, 11:09 AM   #1077
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You're still a young man. I was just getting started raising my Family when I started posting on the Star Board. Now, I'm probably 2-3 years away from retiring. Crazy shit, but I've enjoyed my time here on CP. It feels like home....a home for dysfunctional people, but home nonetheless
No doubt. It’s funny how one’s perception of age changes as you age. As a kid you think someone in their 30’s is ooold. Looking back on it now my 30’s have been my prime. And I reserve the right to adjust that as I go along.

And we are definitely one dysfunctional family here. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Old 05-03-2021, 11:12 AM   #1078
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Wish we coulda known so we coulda given him a proper goodbye. Instead we razzed him like any other D.C schlub.
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Old 05-03-2021, 11:54 AM   #1079
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Like 20% of the quality CP content would go with his departure.
And absolutely none would go with yours.
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Old 05-03-2021, 11:55 AM   #1080
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Wish we coulda known so we coulda given him a proper goodbye. Instead we razzed him like any other D.C schlub.
I suspect he wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
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