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View Poll Results: Who would you most like to bang?
Patrick Mahomes 3 6.00%
Isiah Pacheco 4 8.00%
Travis Kelce 9 18.00%
Rashee Rice 0 0%
Kadarius Toney 0 0%
Mecole Hardman 0 0%
Creed Humphrey 3 6.00%
Jawaan Taylor 0 0%
Chris Jones 2 4.00%
Mike Pennel 1 2.00%
George Karlaftis 2 4.00%
Nick Bolton 1 2.00%
Drue Tranquil 2 4.00%
Trent McDuffie 4 8.00%
Justin Reid 2 4.00%
Harrison Butker 5 10.00%
Clyde Edwards-Helaire 0 0%
Leo Chenal 2 4.00%
Hollywood Brown 0 0%
Other - state your preference 10 20.00%
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Old 04-20-2024, 02:07 PM   Topic Starter
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Who is the hottest dude on the team?

For the purpose of this exercise, we’re only using current Chiefs players or those who may possibly or are likely to return (ex: MVS is out, Hardman is in). STDs are nonexistent and no baby trapping allowed! This is purely based off of who you think the hottest dude on the team is.

This is totally not gay, by the way, I promise. A conversation about the Elvis Grbac ‘Sexiest Athlete Alive’ cover in the Mahomes thread spawned this idea.

This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness. No one will ever judge you.
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Old 04-20-2024, 02:10 PM   #2
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No one. They all have the same temperature.
98.6F

Yes, I am a dad and teach middle school.
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Old 04-20-2024, 02:22 PM   #3
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No one. They all have the same temperature.
98.6F

Yes, I am a dad and teach middle school.
Random Rain Man trivia: my body temperature is 96.7. Every time I go to the doctor, it's recorded at 96.7. I'm a stone cold killer.
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Old 04-20-2024, 02:39 PM   #4
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Random Rain Man trivia: my body temperature is 96.7. Every time I go to the doctor, it's recorded at 96.7. I'm a stone cold killer.
Of course you would be a little different. As if we did not know it.
Must be that great mind you have, working overtime.
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Old 04-20-2024, 10:49 PM   #5
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It's a toss up between Justin Reid and Trent McDuffie.
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Old 04-20-2024, 10:56 PM   #6
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Old 04-21-2024, 07:25 AM   #7
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It's a toss up between Justin Reid and Trent McDuffie.
DC’s got juuuungle feeever!

I’ve never realized how incredibly racist that phrase is until just now lol wtf
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Old 04-20-2024, 03:33 PM   #8
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Random Rain Man trivia: my body temperature is 96.7. Every time I go to the doctor, it's recorded at 96.7. I'm a stone cold killer.
I think this puts you at greater risk of cordyceps driving you around like a meat suit.

I’ll be keeping my eye on you.
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Old 04-20-2024, 03:51 PM   #9
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I think this puts you at greater risk of cordyceps driving you around like a meat suit.

I’ll be keeping my eye on you.
I had to look that up, but it seems like maybe we should all cultivate a few cordyceps on our body.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...OC_TITLE_HDR_8
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Old 04-20-2024, 04:04 PM   #10
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I had to look that up, but it seems like maybe we should all cultivate a few cordyceps on our body.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...OC_TITLE_HDR_8
You may have seen them on Discovery Channel. It’s the fungus that takes over ants and other insects in remote jungles like Borneo and stuff. They slowly feed on and replace the host’s cells, all the while commandeering the body and driving it around like a meat puppet. It’s really creepy.

That’s actually really interesting, though. I had no idea they had medicinal uses.

Apparently fungus can’t reproduce inside a host with an internal temperature higher than 94 degrees. So you’re safe… for now.
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Old 04-20-2024, 05:27 PM   #11
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I had to look that up, but it seems like maybe we should all cultivate a few cordyceps on our body.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...OC_TITLE_HDR_8
Maybe it will make you live to 120?
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Old 04-20-2024, 02:13 PM   #12
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Old 04-20-2024, 02:16 PM   #13
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“This is totally not gay.”

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You’re confused. I get it.

This is the perfect place for you.
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Old 04-20-2024, 02:16 PM   #14
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