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06-19-2021, 02:30 PM | #2 |
I’m a Mahomo!
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06-19-2021, 02:33 PM | #3 |
Banned
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Haha.
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06-19-2021, 02:35 PM | #4 |
I’m a Mahomo!
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Location: Mid-Missouri
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06-22-2021, 11:57 AM | #5 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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06-19-2021, 02:38 PM | #6 |
Politically Incorrect
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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She's begging worse than Clay.
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06-19-2021, 02:48 PM | #7 |
I’m a Mahomo!
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Location: Mid-Missouri
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I’m getting tired of it.
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06-19-2021, 02:51 PM | #8 |
I’m a Mahomo!
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Location: Mid-Missouri
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06-19-2021, 02:51 PM | #9 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Tell her you're really a Nigerian Prince and if she sends you just $2,500 to pay the bank transfer fee, you will wire her $5,000,000
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06-19-2021, 02:52 PM | #10 |
Veteran
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She writes like Charlie Kelly— it’s like an autistic meth head got hold of an iPhone.
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06-19-2021, 03:31 PM | #11 |
Life is changing..
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What's the end game here?
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06-19-2021, 03:56 PM | #12 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Folly Beach, SC
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I’d jerk the wheel hard right and go off-roading.
Babe? Yeah, I did a bad bad thing. My ex came over and saw our texts and she got jealous and called you a whore so I slapped the phone out of her hands and she went crazy, you know? So I grabbed her wrists and pushed her away and then went into the kitchen to check on a roast I have cooking for my mom’s birthday, and she kicked me while I was bent over the oven! I really lost it so I grabbed the meat thermometer and stabbed her in the ear. Oh god baby, it’s in there really deep and she’s in the kitchen laying on the floor. I hate blood and it’s everywhere! I need to get out of here and just go think— I need your address because you’re kind of the one I did all this for! I love you so much and I’ve never been with someone so beautiful. I did reverse phone lookup on your phone but if you just let me come see you I know I’ll be okay in your arms baby. Cut and paste the above. |
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06-19-2021, 04:04 PM | #13 | |
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06-19-2021, 05:19 PM | #14 | |
Would an idiot do that?
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I was thinking of sometime along the lines of "just having some assurance this is real", and something like this could work.... highly jealous girlfriend, just need to get out of here, if she could send $100, just really need to get out of here and then can concentrate on sending the DL. |
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06-19-2021, 10:05 PM | #15 | |
I’m a Mahomo!
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