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convict1983 · 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

**2112** · 06-25-2008, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

Thegirls are average at best. If I were back at 25, I might've hit it, but it would've been out of sympathy.

These days, they that which I tap has to have been an all-state athlete in high school (at a minimum) and have a PhD in an engineering discipline.

Also, virgin territory. I don't like used-up tramps.

Is this the same guy that stole your avatar too?

L.A. Chieffan · 06-25-2008, 05:50 PM

The girls aren't bad but it's pretty obvious that they're skanks. I'm actually more unimpressed that you haven't hit the blond chick yet.

The way she looks I could **** her and not even bother with the 'digits'.

**alanm** · 06-25-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

What's up with the prematurely bald dude bragging about bagging a 6.5?

About 2 more years that tuft in the middle will be gone.

Adept Havelock · 06-25-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Machete.

He gets ALL the ladies.

Machete.

He's one pissed off Mexican.

Machete.

"Grindhouse" rep.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 06-25-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Crashride

Its all about body fat, sir. Do you crunches and get your body fat in single didgets and your gold.

is it coincidence that you and M_V both call people sir?

FAX · 06-25-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by alanm

About 2 more years that tuft in the middle will be gone.

Yeah, but that's cool. There's nothing like riding your motorcycle at high speeds and feeling the wind on your scalp.

FAX

Adept Havelock · 06-25-2008, 05:53 PM

I'm just trying to figure out why this idiot posted a picture of himself and his two favorite "f*g hags".

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 06-25-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

I was planning on it, until the jerkasses at Blockbuster split it up on two separate disks.

Double feature at the theater, split onto two disks to make more money as a rental.

Grindhouse was never released as a double feature. Weinstein Company broke it into 2 discs....ostensibly to reduce disk size, but also I'm sure to increase profit.

Extra Point · 06-25-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Please post pics of the Jetta and the TREK.

FYP

booger · 06-25-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Actually I could probably bang all your daughters. They go for guys like me.

quoted just in case anyone needed their daily reminder of why shotguns and shovels were invented.

carry on.

**alanm** · 06-25-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Crashride

This thread is full of fail and win by everyone. Im just shocked people really care about someone else on this board that much, where a thread like this gets posts.

Eh.. What else is there to do. It's a slow day.

booger · 06-25-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

Yeah, but that's cool. There's nothing like riding your motorcycle at high speeds and feeling the wind on your scalp.

FAX

and slamming old milwaukee to ease the pain from buffing your scalp and forehead with bug and tar remover.

**Donger** · 06-25-2008, 05:59 PM

Guys, enough with the baldness, okay? He already explained that it was just cut too short.

Adept Havelock · 06-25-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats.

Grindhouse was never released as a double feature. Weinstein Company broke it into 2 discs....ostensibly to reduce disk size, but also I'm sure to increase profit.

There's a Japanese box set with the theatrical and double-feature releases, All-Region.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/12/27/...house-box-set/

http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%82%B0%E3...8287506&sr=1-1

booger · 06-25-2008, 06:06 PM

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; rogaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; rogaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; rogaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; rogaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; rogaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; rogaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.

06-25-2008, 05:50 PM	#1547
L.A. Chieffan PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL L.A. Chieffan's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: American Gardens Building	The girls aren't bad but it's pretty obvious that they're skanks. I'm actually more unimpressed that you haven't hit the blond chick yet. The way she looks I could **** her and not even bother with the 'digits'.
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06-25-2008, 05:53 PM	#1552
Adept Havelock Obligatory Thoughtcriminal Adept Havelock's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Flux,awaiting an observer	I'm just trying to figure out why this idiot posted a picture of himself and his two favorite "f*g hags".
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Donger "Think BOOM!" Donger's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W	Guys, enough with the baldness, okay? He already explained that it was just cut too short.
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06-25-2008, 06:06 PM	#1560
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape booger's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks	If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; rogaine. If you wanna get down, down on the ground; rogaine. She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine. If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; rogaine. When your day is done and you wanna run; rogaine. She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine. If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; rogaine. Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; rogaine. She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine. She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.
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