Couch-Potato's We're NOT ****ing Around Mock

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Freed Agency

Nothing too fancy in FA. Bring back OT D. Smith, OL Alegretti, RB CEH, WR Hardman, and some depth signings at DT Ferrell, Nandi, maybe Hurst and do something clever with Omenihu's contract so he's available for us to make a playoff run.


Draft

Trade: Sneed + #32 (1st) + #64 (2nd) + #133 (4th) = PHI #22 (1st) + #50 (2nd) + #53 (2nd) + #188 (6th)

1.22 WR Brian Thomas Jr, 6-4, 205 lbs, LSU

-Why debate Alpha vs Speedster when you can have both, let's just move up for the #1 deep threat possible.

2.50 RB Jonathan Brooks, 6-0, 207 lbs, TX

-We saw the Chiefs take a shot on CEH, and how a top end rookie RB can boost a team's offense like Gibbs in DET the year prior so let's just take the #1 in this draft.

2.53 WR Xavier Legette, 6-1, 227 lbs, SC

-Big fast slot that's too physical for CBs and too fast for LBs, Andy can scheme production out of him especially in the red zone his rookie year.

3.95 TE Ben Sinnott, 6-4, 245 lbs, K-ST

-Another potential early contributor, absolutely killed the combine and becomes our #2 immediately plus our TE of the future.

5.158 DT Jordan Jefferson, 6-4, 317 lbs, LSU

-Shined at the Sr Bowl practices and put up the most bench presses at the combine, throw him into the DT rotation no problem.

5.172 CB Kamal Hadden, 6-1, 197 lbs, TEN

-Elite when healthy 90.4% coverage grade and 3 INTs last season, pretty sure I heard the avg QB Rating against him last year was 7 lol.

6.188 LB Michael Barrett, 5-11, 233 Lbs, Michigan

-90% pass-rusher rating, playmaker with 3 sacks and 3 forced fumbles last season, good in coverage 77 QBR when targeted, and reliable tackler with 80 last season.

7.233 NT Evan Anderson, 6-3, 356 lbs, FAU

-We don't need that many reps a game from out NTs, Anderson had 5 sacks last year from the position and can be worked into the DL rotation this year or next.


Roster:

QB: P. Mahomes, Gabbert
RB: I. Pacheco, Brooks, CEH
WR: Thomas Jr, Rice, Legette, Watson, Hardman, Moore, Ross
TE: T. Kelce, Stinnot, Gray

LT: D. Smith, Nelson
LG: J. Thuney, Niang
OC: C. Humphrey
RG: T. Smith, N. Allegretti
RT: J. Taylor, W. Morris

DE: Karlaftis, Thompson
DT: Jones, Jefferson
DT: Nandi, Ferrel, Anderson
DE: F. Anudike-Uzomah, Hurst {*Omenihu-Playoffs???}

LB: N. Bolton, D. Tranquill, L. Chenal, Barrett
CB: T. McDuffie, J. Williams, J. Watson, Hadden
DB: B. Cook, J. Reid, C. Conner


*The primary focus for this draft was to get guys who could contribute immediately, not necessarily starters, but rotational depth.

3-Peat!