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Old 05-03-2003, 07:45 PM   #2
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I must admit, that is rather funny.
Please don't get the impression that Bob Dole is somehow "against" the church because of the incident. Bob Dole just thought it was a little odd, and would have expected something more along the line of the options you outlined.

Bob Dole ain't there any more and the new lawn takes about 30 minutes, front and back. Bob Dole has been mowing twice a week for about 8 weeks now, and spent two days removing overgrown brush and crap that had accumulated over the years. The neighbor to the south mowed their front yard (not the back) for only the second time this season early this morning. Everything is relative, and Bob Dole's lawn is looking pretty darned good at this point. Heck, the neighbor to the north already commented a couple of weeks ago that Bob Dole is making everyone look lazy by tending the lawn so frequently.

Ahhh... The single life.
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:49 PM   #3
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Please don't get the impression that Bob Dole is somehow "against" the church because of the incident.

Don't worry Bob. I'd probably acted the same way you did - except for the part where you were nursing your bottle while talking to him.
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:51 PM   #4
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Don't worry Bob. I'd probably acted the same way you did - except for the part where you were nursing your bottle while talking to him.
If Bob Dole isn't at work, Bob Dole is almost always nursing one thing or another.
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:55 PM   #5
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What a crackup. I am with the pastor on this. They were out of line. Keep us posted on their decision to take care of your lawn. You just might be on to something. If they are so concerned about your yard you can sit on your ass all summer and let them handle it.
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:10 PM   #6
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You tell a good story Bob Dole. You should've ask the elderly gentelman if he would have the congragation pray for an answer to your lawn crisis. Better yet you coulda had him kneel with you on the porch (with bud in your hand) and pray for an answer.

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Old 05-03-2003, 10:27 PM   #7
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Bob Dole's tale would make a fine scene for a Cohen Brothers movie.

I'm picturing a severely disheveled Nicholas Cage in the role of Bob Dole.
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:31 PM   #8
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Don't worry Bob. I'd probably acted the same way you did - except for the part where you were nursing your bottle while talking to him.
That is the part I agree with.....But knowing you, you did that to aggitate them further. But son, time to buy a lawn mower and whatever you need, or get a goat. That should really get them if it was tied up out front eating the grass....
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:34 PM   #9
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:38 PM   #10
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Maybe we could compile all the Dole rants and send them to the Cohen Bros. I bet they could write a plot around them.

It'd be practically gift wrapped. All they'd have to do is supply an ending.

I'd like a sort of surreal ending. I'm thinking Bob Dole walking off into a Kansas prairie at sunset while the Pastor is offing prairie dogs in the background. "Funny How Time Slips Away" is the soundtrack music.
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:52 AM   #11
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I'm think a big sign in the front yard, like used lawn equipt. wanted or will work for food to...better get busy the preacher will be there in a few hours..lol
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:32 AM   #12
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classic thread..... absolutely classic

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Old 05-04-2003, 07:15 AM   #13
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:08 AM   #14
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Bob Dole finally got the used Toro and a new Poulan weedeater and moved to a neighborhood that hasn't gone to shit. Bob Dole is enjoying the small lawn, and keeps it very nice, thank you.
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:16 AM   #15
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classic thread..... absolutely classic

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....... a year + later and I still reading this.

Nice lawn Bob Dole.
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