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Old 02-19-2005, 09:35 AM   #2
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Suonds rude of you not to let him finish. You should feel like an asshole. Sen the guy a card of apology or something.
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:42 AM   #3
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Suonds rude of you not to let him finish. You should feel like an asshole. Sen the guy a card of apology or something.

Yeah dude, you could have at least knocked
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Old 02-18-2005, 10:49 PM   #4
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I answer, "Just clocking out."
And it sounds like he was just cocking out.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:07 PM   #5
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HEY! Take is somewhere else... we have a bigger problem here. There's splooge on my desk! CAN'T YOU SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE?
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:08 PM   #6
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HEY! Take is somewhere else... we have a bigger problem here. There's splooge on my desk! CAN'T YOU SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE?
He didn't even clean up? Gross.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:11 PM   #7
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He didn't even clean up? Gross.
I assume he didn't even finish... I certainly didn't stick around to find out. I was assuming the worst.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:08 PM   #8
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HEY! Take is somewhere else... we have a bigger problem here. There's splooge on my desk! CAN'T YOU SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE?

UH, I probably could if your screen wasn't smeered.
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Old 02-19-2005, 08:11 AM   #9
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HEY! Take is somewhere else... we have a bigger problem here. There's splooge on my desk! CAN'T YOU SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE?
At least the guy could bottle it for you so you could recycle it at the sperm bank. They pay big bucks for that stuff. He's let hundreds of dollars slip right thru his fingers! (one of the oldest jokes ever, btw)...
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:09 PM   #10
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Sounds like you will need to burn everything.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:11 PM   #11
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whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...

Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like fucking Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for).

Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick fucker.


Unbelievable...
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:12 PM   #12
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whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?"


That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...
I'd give him a break.

If he can zip and button his pants with a hard johnson he's probably seen enough embarrassment for one lifetime.
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:18 PM   #13
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:19 PM   #14
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how did you gain access to this site so quickly
What the hell?

I'd imagine he sat down and pointed his browser to Chiefsplanet.
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Old 02-19-2005, 02:18 AM   #15
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