This Week's Important Florida News!

[gblowfish]

Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!

Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by displacedinMN

Severe Allergic Reaction Causes Florida To Swell Up To Twice Normal Size https://t.co/C7WZbr6uqU pic.twitter.com/aghvygF1P9

— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 14, 2019

Does that mean even crazier people??

Looks like all of the snowbirds fleeing the Polar Vortex.

[gblowfish]

They should get her for the next slap chop commercial:
MELBOURNE, Fla. —

A woman has been arrested and charged with murder after her boyfriend’s dismembered and decomposing body was found in a camper in Melbourne, Florida.

The arrest of Penny Rebecca Pospisil, 47, was announced on Friday by the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office. Investigators said they believe Anthony Franklin Mitchell, 55, was murdered in August in Lake Panasoffkee.

Mitchell’s family told investigators they’d last heard from him in August 2018. Investigators said Mitchell and Pospisil were living together at the Lake Panasoffkee RV Village at the time.

In the following weeks, investigators said Pospisil began telling her family and friends that Mitchell had died.

"She began going around the campground telling people that he had died of natural causes and she had him cremated," said Patrick Breeden of the Sumter County Sheriff's Office, according to WFTV.

A neighbor at the RV park reported a foul odor coming from her camper around the same time, investigators said.

Toward the end of September, Pospisil moved the camper to Wickham Park in Melbourne, investigators said.

The camper had been in the park for three months, since Sept. 29, and had been moved to two or three different sites during its stay. Mitchell’s body was not discovered until the campsite rent expired.

Investigators said the body had been dismembered and was in the advanced stages of decomposition. The cause of death was blunt force trauma.

Pospisil was arrested Friday at a home in Melbourne and is charged with second-degree murder and abuse of a human body. According to WFTV, deputies said Pospisil killed Mitchell, cut his body into pieces, then lived with his remains until she could no longer deal with the smell.

Pospisil said she killed Mitchell in self-defense, claiming she was a victim of domestic violence. However, deputies said they doubted this story because she went to great lengths to hide what she did.

https://www.kmbc.com/article/deputie...smell/26100596

[seclark]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

They should get her for the next slap chop commercial:
MELBOURNE, Fla. —

A woman has been arrested and charged with murder after her boyfriend’s dismembered and decomposing body was found in a camper in Melbourne, Florida.

The arrest of Penny Rebecca Pospisil, 47, was announced on Friday by the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office. Investigators said they believe Anthony Franklin Mitchell, 55, was murdered in August in Lake Panasoffkee.

Mitchell’s family told investigators they’d last heard from him in August 2018. Investigators said Mitchell and Pospisil were living together at the Lake Panasoffkee RV Village at the time.

In the following weeks, investigators said Pospisil began telling her family and friends that Mitchell had died.

"She began going around the campground telling people that he had died of natural causes and she had him cremated," said Patrick Breeden of the Sumter County Sheriff's Office, according to WFTV.

A neighbor at the RV park reported a foul odor coming from her camper around the same time, investigators said.

Toward the end of September, Pospisil moved the camper to Wickham Park in Melbourne, investigators said.

The camper had been in the park for three months, since Sept. 29, and had been moved to two or three different sites during its stay. Mitchell’s body was not discovered until the campsite rent expired.

Investigators said the body had been dismembered and was in the advanced stages of decomposition. The cause of death was blunt force trauma.

Pospisil was arrested Friday at a home in Melbourne and is charged with second-degree murder and abuse of a human body. According to WFTV, deputies said Pospisil killed Mitchell, cut his body into pieces, then lived with his remains until she could no longer deal with the smell.

Pospisil said she killed Mitchell in self-defense, claiming she was a victim of domestic violence. However, deputies said they doubted this story because she went to great lengths to hide what she did.

https://www.kmbc.com/article/deputie...smell/26100596

Penny Pospisil from Lake Panasoffkee...holy shit, that's a mouthfull.
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[Tombstone RJ]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

They should get her for the next slap chop commercial:
MELBOURNE, Fla. —

A woman has been arrested and charged with murder after her boyfriend’s dismembered and decomposing body was found in a camper in Melbourne, Florida.

The arrest of Penny Rebecca Pospisil, 47, was announced on Friday by the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office. Investigators said they believe Anthony Franklin Mitchell, 55, was murdered in August in Lake Panasoffkee.

Mitchell’s family told investigators they’d last heard from him in August 2018. Investigators said Mitchell and Pospisil were living together at the Lake Panasoffkee RV Village at the time.

In the following weeks, investigators said Pospisil began telling her family and friends that Mitchell had died.

"She began going around the campground telling people that he had died of natural causes and she had him cremated," said Patrick Breeden of the Sumter County Sheriff's Office, according to WFTV.

A neighbor at the RV park reported a foul odor coming from her camper around the same time, investigators said.

Toward the end of September, Pospisil moved the camper to Wickham Park in Melbourne, investigators said.

The camper had been in the park for three months, since Sept. 29, and had been moved to two or three different sites during its stay. Mitchell’s body was not discovered until the campsite rent expired.

Investigators said the body had been dismembered and was in the advanced stages of decomposition. The cause of death was blunt force trauma.

Pospisil was arrested Friday at a home in Melbourne and is charged with second-degree murder and abuse of a human body. According to WFTV, deputies said Pospisil killed Mitchell, cut his body into pieces, then lived with his remains until she could no longer deal with the smell.

Pospisil said she killed Mitchell in self-defense, claiming she was a victim of domestic violence. However, deputies said they doubted this story because she went to great lengths to hide what she did.

https://www.kmbc.com/article/deputie...smell/26100596

#metooforeverandever

[KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/vide...222939712.html
I can't stop watching this video!

[gblowfish]

OLDSMAR, Fla. (FOX 13) - An Oldsmar man was arrested after video showed him performing sexual acts on his Siberian Husky, detectives said.

Detectives with the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office began investigating after an out-of-state citizen found video and photos online of a man having sexual contact with a dog. The individual alerted Pinellas County Animal Services, and officials notified the sheriff’s office.

The man in the imagery was seen wearing a black-and-white Husky costume. The dog was clearly in distress during the inappropriate acts, detectives said. At one point the dog tried to run away, but the man hit the dog with a sex toy.

Detectives said they identified the suspect as 21-year-old Christian Stewart Oscar Nichols. They said when they contacted him at his home, he admitted to making the video and posting it online.

He was arrested on an aggravated animal cruelty charge. Pinellas County Animal Services removed two dogs from Nichols’ home, including the one seen in the video.

Detectives said there could be more charges filed against Nichols.

Link:
http://www.fox4news.com/news/oldsmar...9W9iFG3yQCJqWc

[TambaBerry]

so most of the crazy shit happens in pinellas county and its also the home of Scientology I dont think thats a coincidence

[Lzen]

https://abc13.com/home/man-caught-on...rbell/5138904/

[ptlyon]

Ha. That aired on the news when I was vacationing down there a couple weeks ago

[htismaqe]

None of this is going to prevent me from moving to Florida. So freaking sick of cold and snow.

[Imon Yourside]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

None of this is going to prevent me from moving to Florida. So freaking sick of cold and snow.

Yup, let's get a bunch of people from here together with the same sick of winter interests and buy a neighborhood down there. Gators galore baby! i'm all in.

[gblowfish]

Better build your house on stilts. Florida's going to be underwater in 10 to 20 years.

[scho63]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

None of this is going to prevent me from moving to Florida. So freaking sick of cold and snow.

You will become one of them. Prepare for it!

[displacedinMN]

At least the cold and snow keeps the wimps out.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Better build your house on stilts. Florida's going to be underwater in 10 to 20 years.

Not if you buy inland property...in 15-20 years it will be ocean front property.