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Old 05-15-2016, 07:51 AM  
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It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks.

This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first)
http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold



How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs

This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out:
http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video

Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y

At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming.

If you have any from your area, post them up.
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Old 05-21-2017, 04:28 PM   #181
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That is downright scary.


That water is murky as hell, they are lucky that she was on the surface for a split second or they would have never found her.
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Old 05-21-2017, 04:55 PM   #182
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That is downright scary.


That water is murky as hell, they are lucky that she was on the surface for a split second or they would have never found her.
Yeah that seal was giving off some warning signals that it was getting pissed off before it came after her. It came up for what looked like a bluff bite and then sat there in the in the water giving here the stare down. People were laughing after it came out of the water the first time and were to stupid to realize the thing was getting pissed off. She's lucky it let go when it did.

Much like Yellowstone, people forget they are dealing with wild animals, not stuffed toys, or the family pet.
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:08 PM   #183
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah apparently the Chinese tourists are getting warmed up in B.C. Canada before they show up in Montana this year.



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Old 05-21-2017, 05:11 PM   #184
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Too bad that wasn't a 20 year old with crotchless panties on.



I took down the pedophile photos.


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Old 05-21-2017, 05:16 PM   #185
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That's a little disturbing dude.
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:26 PM   #186
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That's a little disturbing dude.

Which part?


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Old 05-21-2017, 05:35 PM   #187
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Prolly the part where you put up crotch shots of a nine year old.
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Old 05-22-2017, 01:51 AM   #188
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Old 05-22-2017, 02:26 AM   #189
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Old 07-06-2018, 03:37 PM   #190
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Old 07-06-2018, 03:49 PM   #191
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Yeah I was reading about that, karma is a real bitch. Do stupid things, win stupid prizes, like a dirt nap.
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Yeah I was reading about that, karma is a real bitch. Do stupid things, win stupid prizes, like a dirt nap.
dumb asses down here are always ****ing with gators and paying the price.
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dumb asses down here are always ****ing with gators and paying the price.
Keeping a safe distance from alligators is the main reason I haven’t come down to visit you and BEP. Between gators, sharks, hurricanes, and migrants from the NE, Florida seems uninhabitable.
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Old 08-23-2018, 03:02 PM   #195
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Yeeeeeeeeah, this guy sounds like a real piece of work. I was rooting for the bison to finish him, but 120 days in jail will work.

http://ktvq.com/news/montana-news/20...-days-in-jail/
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