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[Chief Wiggum]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Still on the board.

I'm looking for MORE on

1. The accidental Appliance assasination

Starting the Season off with a Bang - Literally:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...hlight=kitchen


Frazod had only a few hours of sleep and around 4a.m. his house alarm was going off. Frazod springs to action all ninja-like, grabs his .38 and assesses the situation downstairs. Turns out one of his cats had pawed open a door that the Mrs. forgot to shut before he set the alarm at night. In a sleep-deprived state, he attempted to uncock the .38 and (frazod tells this part of the story best)...

"Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

Shit.

"

I would like to reiterate - no beer was harmed in the shooting of this appliance.